I'll Meet You in Scotland

When a man shoves one finger (or two) in a woman's vagina, and another one (or two) in her anus. He then proceeds to touch his two (or four) fingers together inside of her body while singing the following song...

"Oh! ye'll take the high road and
I'll take the low road,
And I'll be in Scotland afore ye;
But me and my true love
Will never meet again
On the bonnie, bonnie banks of Loch Lomond.

'Twas then that we parted
In yon shady glen,
On the steep, steep side of Ben Lomond,
Where in purple hue
The Highland hills we view,
And the moon coming out in the gloaming.

Oh! ye'll take the high road and
I'll take the low road,
And I'll be in Scotland afore ye;
But me and my true love
Will never meet again
On the bonnie, bonnie banks of Loch Lomond.

The wee birdie sang
And the wild flowers spring,
And in sunshine the waters are sleeping,
But the broken heart it kens
Nae second Spring again,
Tho' the waeful may cease frae their greeting.

Oh! ye'll take the high road and
I'll take the low road,
And I'll be in Scotland afore ye;
But me and my true love
Will never meet again
On the bonnie, bonnie banks of Loch Lomond."

...until she is pleasured.

Wow Dan, you gave me an INCREDIBLE I'll Meet You in Scotland the other night; will you do it again for me today? -Brian

by aquariun216 September 8, 2008

I'll loot your fridge

An unambiguous substitute for the word rape

Cahil, shut up or i'll loot your fridge!

by Dan VII January 7, 2009

I'll put you in a fucking happy meal!

A negative verbal attack towards someone; in regards to the famous fast-food chain's kids meal.

Usually made by when: angry, confused, inebriated, or completely out of the conversational loop.

"Yeah the happy meals were awesome!"

Drunkard, " I'll put you in a fucking happy meal!"

by JL Azulobo April 9, 2010

i'll holla

I will get back to ya

i looking like having one later long assfucking

by Gabe March 21, 2005

I'll pencil you in

To schedule someone for a meeting.
To enter an appointment into an appointment book with pencil.

I'll pencil you in for a meeting.

by Pencil DIck May 20, 2004

ya'll

The correct spelling for the commonly misspelled word, y'all. The word originates in the south-eastern United States and is a contraction formed from the words 'ya' and 'all,' the 'ya' being the short-form of you. The apostrophe is placed after the a because in contractions, letters are removed from the second word, and thus, y'all is gramatically incorrect, leaving ya'll as the proper method of spelling the word.

Will ya'll quiet down for a moment please?

I'll see ya'll later.

by miserablestar September 8, 2007

i'll fax you a muff shot

i'll get back to you/let you know. Usually by electronic means.

Geeza 1: you out for a bevvy on the weekend?

Geeza 2: Not sure, i'll fax you a muff shot.

by rwafish December 1, 2009