sticky librarian

When someone is quietly reading and enjoying a peaceful day. Unbeknownst to them you silently stroke your red rocket behind them until you shoot your hot yogurt in their hair without getting caught.

The wife was pissed cause I wouldn't leave her alone while she read. So I acted like I left to give her some space. Just as she was comfortable and focused I gave her the ol' Sticky Librarian!

by Fat C April 19, 2022

silent librarian shower

When someone is quietly reading and enjoying a peaceful day. Unbeknownst to them you silently, yet vigorously, rub your meat curtains behind them until you gush your pussy spit on their head without getting caught.

George is so hot when head reads. Normally he is a Neanderthal but I get so moist watching his mind expand so I gave him the silent librarian shower.

by Fat C April 19, 2022

Imagination Library

A book gifting program that mails free books to children from birth until they begin school in participating areas.

Imagination Library is the best.

by SPrice1980 April 24, 2022

The Librarian's Touch

With a simple touch, the librarian can bestow good fortune on an unsuspecting library visitor.

She gave me the librarian's touch and I was healed of my many maladies

by KFBR392 August 1, 2022

Good Library

Something people say when a library has saul goodman in it.

-Hey! I just bought the Saul Goodman DVD set and put it into my personal library!
-Good library!

by JakieExists February 25, 2023

public library

a large building near a city's downtown filled with books, children, and sleeping homeless people

"hey brother can you spare a dime?"
"shut up and go to the public library!"

"shit! i really need some books, homeless people, and children."
"dude, have you heard of the public library?"

by uncle fuckbucket March 6, 2023

Matas Liras

An mysterious creature, that apparently lives in Lithuania/Sweden

I love Matas Liras

by LemonPanda March 14, 2023