Peg leg bitch

Peg leg bitch who pretends to have bad legs but is able to dance.

Hi Carly, where's your walking stick?

I don't need a walking stick as my legs are perfectly fine but work is so dumb I get away with anything. Now let me on the dance floor so I can shake my fat arse and grotesque veiny legs, as I'm the "Ugly limping peg leg bitch"

Where's all the drunk guys as sober men find me repulsive because of my chubby food storing cheeks and a cunt as wide as a whales mouth. No one will notice me climbing up and down the stairs after a cig, not even with my annoying loud voice and smelly breath and saggy tits. What a Div...

by Normalhonestman January 27, 2019

sunday leg

when your leg hurts and aches all day. Common on sundays but can happen any day of the week. lower calf.

me: *complains about leg aching all day*
J: “sounds like a case of sunday leg to me”

by snotshot November 14, 2019

spoon leg

After a man pees, there is about a spoon full amount of pee that dribbles out down the leg afterwards. Often shows up as a wet spot around the pants fly.

You should have given your willy a couple more shakes, for now you have spoon leg.

by Dick McCockinhim December 16, 2019

Stable Leg

A chronic condition in which one's leg is stiff and not easy to move. It can be cured through intensive therapy and rehab, often times relating to dance and a freer attitude.

Omg it looks like Chad has stable leg, he needs to dance more.

by Bruhimsleeping.exe July 30, 2020

Gimpy Leg

Somebody named Little Mo was born with a defective leg. He is more formally known as “Little Mo with the Gimpy Leg”

“You’ve been smoochin’ with everybody, Al, Snuffy, Leo, Little Mo with the Gimpy Leg, Cheeks, Boney Bob, Cliff.”

by Don Carlton January 3, 2021

Pony Leg

An Australian slang word for a small measurement of cannabis.

A measurement of cannabis = small stick of weed that resembles a baby horses leg (poe/nee/leh/guh).

Do you think I'm Japanese or a horse breeder? No? Then why are you selling me a pony leg.

Or...

You got anything to smoke? Nah man all I have is a pony's leg.

by Freshplateofbeans September 15, 2021

Little Girl Leg Syndrome

A condition in middle-age men where the power generated by their legs in cycling, running, or really any sport, is equivalent to the power output of an 8-year-old girl.

Dude, why can't you keep up?

Come one, man! You know I have Little Girl Leg Syndrome.

by Michael S Stevens January 30, 2018