Jones lag

Jones lag is the time it takes before the mainstream media confirms a conspiracy theory of Alex Jones.

After a few years of Alex claiming that Epstein had a pedophile sex ring with powerful figures, the FBI acknowledged it to be true. The Jones lag was a big one.

by Cuijk 0485 April 26, 2020

Joness

Joness, Joness, Joness.

Best human ever.

Jonessisthebes

by LifeFlewBy July 22, 2021

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by jones barbecue foot massage August 16, 2021

Jonesy Muck Muck

A polite way to greet anyone with the last name "Jones".

Often implies the want/desire for a zynnachino

Brad: Jonesy Muck Muck
Luke Jones: Hey there buddy, MUCK MUCK!
Brad: Does Mr.MuckMuck need a wintergreen cellar filler?
Luke: For sure man, rip me a 6 milli

by ferdawinecelly October 11, 2023

mad jonesing

Used in the same way as the word "yearning."

Yo son, pass me the j, I'm mad jonesing for a hit.

by uro-feces August 15, 2006

rollercoaster jones

A person that has the innate ability to blow a lead no matter how many runs you are up.

"Did you see rollercoaster jones blow that save last night?"

"Yeah, I fucking hate Todd Jones!"

by Nick Bockwinkle April 1, 2008

Lonely Jones

An outcast or loner.

My life is that of a Lonely Jones.

by Carey from May 4, 2008