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Ice Pick Jones 

An ice pick jones is way to cause frustration , shame, and anger in a person. The "picker" jams his hand, which is extended into the "recievers" armpit. The quicker that one picks someone the better. The most humiliating part of this activity is the ice pick jones symbol that comes after the pick. With one hand you hold out a imaginary icicle and hit it with the right hand with a imaginary pick. This action is to be performed in the face of the reciever. The words ice pick, pick or jones can be exclaimed after the completion of a succesful ice pick.

There are several strategies to this. The team pick is when you have one partner grab the recievers arm and lift it up while the other one picks them. This can also be done with one person.

There are also rules for a failed attempt at a pick. If the picker fails then he must leave the sights of the reciever or recieve a free pick on himeself. If the person refuses you are allowed to beat the person.

The most satisfying pick is when you get someone in an urban environment. Classroom picks are less satisfying because the person is doing work and is not focused on defense.
Lifting a persons arm up and hitting them in the armpit with the open hand. Then exclaim ice pick jones.
Ice Pick Jones by icepickj April 6, 2009
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junie b jones 

THOT ALERT!!!! If you ever meet Junie B. Jones (the "b"stands for "bitch") run for the hills! Unless you a man hoe, then you probably wanna stay. Junie will ruin your life. Don't say I didn't warn you
junie b jones? Man, I haven't heard that name since... nevermind.
junie b jones by jimdood January 27, 2018
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Bob Jones University

a small university known for totalitarian Christian fanaticism, racism, brainwash education and bans on most popular forms of music, TV, and movies rated above G, interracial love relationships, and "different" clothing and hair styles.
Bob Jones University is a fascist school.
When Frankie, Nick, Joe, or Kevin Jonas experience an erection ((boner)) which usually is displayed in a rather large and noticeable way. Girls go craaaaaaaaaazy!...lol
*Joe Jonas is on stage, doing his celebration dance*

*"Cute Girl" glances at Joe*

*Joe notices said "Cute Girl" and gets excited*

*Everyone screams because of his Joner as he tones it (his dancing) down and tries to hide it*


And that my friends, is a Joner.
JONER by WeArEvErYcOoLpEoPlE January 2, 2009

Phoenix Jones 

Noun- A fictional story with excessive delusional angles that it causes confusion and is sometimes mistaken for nonfiction.
Okay, start from the beginning again. This whole story sounds like a Phoenix Jones.
Phoenix Jones by MaidenMayhem August 4, 2011

Jonestown 

n. phenomenon that occurs in the wake of a house party, when large numbers of party-goers may pass out where ever they can find room. This scene brings to mind the news footage of the 1978 Jonestown mass suicide in Guyana in which 909 followers of Jim Jones were coerced into drinking cyanide laced beverages (see also kool-aid party). The chilling images captured after the cult suicide depicted piles of oddly serene bodies scattered throughout a compound, like the drunken, passed-out party-goers.
"Dude your rager was phenomenal, looked like Jonestown in your parent's living room this morning."
Jonestown by jp rabbit March 8, 2010

Nathan Jones 

The worst WWE Smackdown! wrestler ever.

One of 2003's biggest blunders, alongside Gigli and the N-Gage.
"That guy sucks!"

"You mean Nathan Jones?"
Nathan Jones by Snebulizer/Nih +grr December 16, 2003