by KritianBoy April 7, 2017
Get the Supposed Former Infatuation Junket mug.A virus with the characteristics of being (a) fake as your mother in laws tiddys (b) as big as the mask it will take to cover Derek's triple chins and nose at the same time deeming it effective and (c) as contagious as Wade's bullshit
Derek has federal state viral respiratory infection (fsvri), at least his imagination works- too bad he doesn't.
by 69kisses January 5, 2020
Get the Federal state viral respiratory infection mug.While she's sleeping, snort up a nasty nosebleed loogie, then gently spit it into her ear. After that, pop a load on top of her ear like icing on a Danish and VOILA! The Danish Ear Infection
Man I did a bunch of coke last night and had a nosebleed, I couldn't sleep either so I gave that chick The Danish Ear Infection and bailed out there....
by Vice420 August 20, 2020
Get the Danish Ear Infection mug.The act of looking your mother dead in the face mid panic attack telling her you have a yeast infection after being broken up with
Oh did you hear about that girl
Yeah I heard she had to tell the story of holly and the yeast infection last night
Yeah I heard she had to tell the story of holly and the yeast infection last night
by Anneboleynpan1522 September 7, 2020
Get the holly and the yeast infection mug.After my date with a potential gf, I went home and had crazy intense sex with my partner, it must have been that splash-back infatuation!
by anonymous September 8, 2020
Get the Splash-back infatuation mug.A legal day where you can kick any infant,
small child, or even pregnant women for no good reason at all.
small child, or even pregnant women for no good reason at all.
Sasha : Did you hear its national 'Kick an Infant Day' ?
Eren : Yeah, why dont we go hit up the hospital?
Eren : Yeah, why dont we go hit up the hospital?
by cecile sucks November 11, 2020
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