Humperbating

The act of humping in inanimate object. Often practiced by young children and pets.

Ewww! The dog is humperbating on my pillow again!!

by E-man61 November 24, 2010

hooperman

rovers mascot better known as mister larry murphy

shamrock rovers matchday mascot, "hooperman is Larry Murphy"

by anti hoop August 2, 2011

Humper

Refers to a disgusting male who ogles women aggressively, hits on them grotesquely, tries to catch their attention by rudely imposing his unwanted attentions, makes suggestive faces and noises at them, follows them, or even exposes himself or openly masturbates in their direction. A humper is usually a serial offender who seems deluded about his own attractiveness to females, despite all their efforts to avoid him. He takes advantage of any power he has over women, especially when they are alone or defenseless.

"Check out that humper over there rubbing his crotch and winking at us."

by Speechnik January 27, 2018

Homer

A fucking messing haired homosexual and duntz ass bitch who fucks your granny after every argument commonly has brown or black hair and is extremely short

Ya know Libby she’s a homer

by Acingangels November 6, 2019

Humper-Dumper

Someone who "humps their dump" essentially meaning that they take a shit, then hump the shit.

Ayo, Deelon Musk over there is a humper-dumper, ew!

by Shackee April 27, 2022

Dumper Humper

A homosexual male who enjoys participating in anal intercourse.

My friend Matt loves fucking men. He's a total dumper humper.

by Well Dunn November 9, 2004

Homework Humper

A school student who can never get enough homework assignments, puts a lot of effort into them, and always hands them in on time. While some homework humpers may have a genuine interest in learning others are just overcompensating due to a lack of a social life.

Helen is a total homework humper. Give her three after school assignments and she’d still happily accept more

by The Captive Spirit September 13, 2010