Humperbating

The act of humping in inanimate object. Often practiced by young children and pets.

Ewww! The dog is humperbating on my pillow again!!

by E-man61 November 24, 2010

Humorbating

It's when you make jokes with your self. Usually in one's head, but sometimes out loud and then no one understands. Also shortened to humorbate for the action, and humorbator for the reference of one in the action.

While waiting in line, I was humorbating to keep myself in a good mood and pass time.

When I turned into the aisle, the employee was laughing with noone around, he's a humorbator.

Sometimes I'm so bored I humorbate.

by priemer93 December 24, 2013

hamperbating

To masturbate above your hamper to make clean up a fast and convenient task.

I was jerking off in the laundry room like I always do and my sister walked in and yelled(What Are you doing)?So I quickly cleaned up with her dirty sock and exclaimed (I’m Hamperbating)!!!!

by jerzboi September 10, 2018