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Humorbating 

It's when you make jokes with your self. Usually in one's head, but sometimes out loud and then no one understands. Also shortened to humorbate for the action, and humorbator for the reference of one in the action.
While waiting in line, I was humorbating to keep myself in a good mood and pass time.

When I turned into the aisle, the employee was laughing with noone around, he's a humorbator.

Sometimes I'm so bored I humorbate.
Humorbating by priemer93 December 24, 2013
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hamperbating 

To masturbate above your hamper to make clean up a fast and convenient task.
I was jerking off in the laundry room like I always do and my sister walked in and yelled(What Are you doing)?So I quickly cleaned up with her dirty sock and exclaimed (I’m Hamperbating)!!!!
hamperbating by jerzboi September 10, 2018
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004