salty hoe

Endearing term amongst friends who are being bitter about bullshit

Don't be a salty hoe

by Leikitt June 13, 2014

Hoe-Simp

Hoe-Simp is defined as someone who acts like a hoe but yet has no chance of getting with anything

Hope Smith is a Hoe-Simp. She is such a Hoe-Simp that she goes for the gay kids.

by Broccolieidoli August 6, 2020

Clothespin Hoe

Hoes that love dick so much, they will show up at your dirty crib, you wearing clothes you haven't washed in 3 weeks and boots you have been wearing all summer long with no socks - but that bitch will pop a clothespin on her nose and hop on for a ride.

"I stopped at Billy's the other day - must have been hot in there because he answered the door sweaty and wearing only a towel."
"What?! Did he have a bitch over there?"
"Yeah but she had to have been a clothespin hoe cause it smelled of hot garbage as soon as he opened the door!"

by reversefront September 9, 2016

shmegula hoe

A thot that looks basic and regular but still get niggas or bitches

Sarah:I fucked your man
Dana:I don’t give a fuck!you just some shmegula hoe

by Victoria118 June 2, 2018

broke hoes

Broke hoes means a person that doesn't have money and would fuck with people for money and clout

Zoneoutkidd - In they feelingz

"All these broke hoes stalking me yeah they see me counting hella bandz they just want a piece all you broke hoes just wanna fuck with me for my money and my clout Y'all could see me but don't touch me now"

by Theslumpgod April 24, 2017

Hoe Me

A word often used to describe the feeling you get when you're disrespected, embarrassed, made fun of, or being played. Similar uses are "play me" "joaning" and "talking shit bout me."

"Hoe me", "Hoed me" and "hoeing" are all acceptable uses

**In light of the age old debate surrounding the correct spelling of ho vs. hoe: "hoe" has taken a more popular stance amongst users. This is simply slang and does not determine the intelligence of the user. nah mean?

Sweet: "Man my boss just tried to hoe me today"
Dude: "How he hoeing u?"
Sweet: "I screwed up an order and he gon call me out in front of everyone smh"
Dude: "He hoed yo ass lmao"

by Slangxplainer June 15, 2016

where the hoes at

When you and your homeboys are hanging out and the one with the least bitches ask this question

Aye bro, where the hoes at?

by Two90 August 31, 2015