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Holy Crack Whore 

Exclamation of an often seen but unusual sight.Under the banner of many "Holy" exclamations ,eg:Holy Fuck, Holy Shit and Holy Slappin Batman!This one seems to superseed all exclamations in the "Holy" genre.
1.Holy crack whore!That's a big sandwich!
2.Douche1:"Dude I just took a shit out of a tree." Douche2:"Holy crack whore! Sick!"

Holy Sweet Jesus Shit 

When something surprising with a huge magnitude happens (IE: Pregnancy, The rapture, and/or Bon Jovi making a serious comeback) this phrase is used to express disbelief
Man #1-Hey did you hear the latest Nickel back song, its pretty good

Man #2- Holy Sweet Jesus Shit a GOOD nickelback song? Must investigate further.

Holy Cost 

The price Christians pay to be a Christian.
The price we pay for being a Christian is a Holy Cost!
Holy Cost by dilly wacker11 January 11, 2012
being surprised
Holy Damn! i just got $1k on my check.
Holy Damn by bobby!!!!!! November 30, 2016

holy roller

A joint rolled out of paper torn from the Christian bible
Dude, this hotel has a free bible. Feel like a holy roller?
holy roller by twoThumbsThisGuy September 8, 2006

holy apes 

What happens when you're texting too fast using T9 and 'holy crap' turns into 'holy apes'.
holy apes did you see that!? :O
holy apes by Delleve March 8, 2008