A state of being in which the subject is CLEARLY being retarded. *Not to be used for ACTUAL retards..
by Gay Lee January 28, 2009
by caboosesam September 03, 2022
Offensive: synonym for "retard", "spastic", etc. Used in reference to safety helmets that some severely disabled people wear to mitigate head trauma. Can also be used as a derogative term for an autistic person that weaponizes their condition in order to cry-bully or coerce others.
by UDUser4820 June 19, 2021
An asexual display of male dominance, often involving alcohol and individuals compromised by overconsumption, requiring the symmetric positioning of one’s scrotum (left testicle-left eye socket/right testicle-right eye socket) and penis along the bridge of another’s nose. The orientation must be sufficient to give the appearance of The Late Roman ridge helmet (a combat helmet of Late Antiquity worn by soldiers of the Late Roman army).
This fraternity brother must be an accomplished history major given the exquisite Roman Helmet he just slapped on the dome of that young pledge.
by Raws Dye January 03, 2021
by Tim the Tool Man Taylor April 14, 2020
When probing the anal cavity of a whore with one’s schlong, you take it out to relube when you realize that there is shit on the tip of your dick. At this point, you realize you do not need the lube and stick that shit right back in her asshole and pink sock that bitch.
Marci finally let me fuck her up the ass last night. She gave me a Muddy Helmet, but I just kept pounding away.
by Jason’s Sister’s Ass December 12, 2020
More often a female, but can also be a male, someone who only dates bikers until they are bored and find a new biker to date. They date only for the bike/thrill and don’t actually care for the biker. Similar terms can simply be Motorcycle sl*t. (Kind of like a Truck sl*t) also very similar to a Homie hopper.
by Sportbiker213 July 15, 2024