Dennis Hastert

The third most powerful man in America; the longest-serving Republican Speaker of the House of Representatives in the history of the United States; a former high school teacher and coach; a genuine human being known for his straight-talk and Midwestern values; works hard during the week in Washington and comes home during the weekend like most Americans, unlike run-of-the-mill politicians who aren't in touch with their constituents or reality since they spend all their time in Washington, DC.

Dennis Hastert: the coach is my speaker.

by acb October 15, 2006

hapster

A type of hipster who lacks emo characteristics and is actually quite happy and goofy.

My hapster girlfriend wanted me to play dino-tag in the park with her in her ugly, $6 shoes, but instead we settled for a Disney movie.

by The Girl with Kaliedescope Eyes July 16, 2008

Hamstered

When playing the online game 'Goldminer', and then catching a hamster that was blocking a diamond or big gold nugget!

"Dude, you just got totally hamstered!"

"Hey, have you seen Bob today? I think he might have comitted suicide 'cause he got totally hamstered last night!"

by Bæver-flækkeren May 3, 2010

hamsterism

After-the-fact rationalization of sexual behavior by a woman, to avoid cognitive dissonance.

After Jenny got drunk and banged her boss at the Christmas party, she justified it to herself with the hamsterism, "I'm not a slut--he tricked me into it!"

by Col. Tigh November 9, 2013

Hampster Cage

anal cavity

Donnie would like to store his little gerbil in Scotts hampster cage

by clgdswr August 28, 2009

Hamstar

A variation of the word "hamster" used simply to make the word sound different for the sake of being different or annoying. It can also be used simply to bother someone who insists of proper pronounciations or believes it has some other meaning that you are not telling them about.

Boy: "Oh... yup... hamstar..."
Girl: "STOP SAYING THAT! WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN!"

by PhobiaPhrenzy September 16, 2009

Hamsterassphobia

Hamsterassphobia is the fear of a hamster eating you from the inside. This can happen when you’re peeing and the hamster comes from the toilet, entering to your ass and start to eat you from the inside.

X: how did he die?
Y: he died of Hamsterassphobia

by therealDM December 9, 2020