Hampter

A funny hamster

Hamburger hampter

by Dapoggster October 4, 2023

Hampshire

A bunch of inbred cunts whos only relevance and beauty came from the isle of wight, the inbred little femboys had the whole fucking southern Mainland backing their petite pale asses up and they still lost the Isle Of Wight in the home rule Campaign

Hey bro, heard of Hampshire? What a bunch of muppets

by BasedNationalist February 13, 2024

Hampt

When you wrap your cock in ham and pound the every living shit out of the thanksgiving turkey.

Every year I would get too excited during thanksgiving and hampt the turkey.

by Ai Dan April 16, 2024

hamping

A wrapper encasing ham.

He started to prepare the ham by first removing the plastic hamping.

by HowieOslo May 24, 2024

hamphis

Hamphis is a mix of the two cities Memphis and hamburg, the word hamphis is primarily used used within the phonk community when talking about hamburg and its usage most common among german phonk producers.

Example from lil problem: "STRAIGHT OUTTA THE CITY OF PHONK, HAMPHIS"

by Small Problem Mac aka proxin June 2, 2024

Hamflaps

The swagging lips of a vagina while demonstrating a sexual act of frontal cowgirl.

My girlfriend had the hamflaps out last night

by Anklespankspermbankteturns January 20, 2025

Hampshire Doner One Biscuit

The act of jizzing on a doner and splitting it with a mate while farting on the doner to cool it down. After that, you and your fellow mate proceed to shove it up any hole you can find down there. The next day, you will find you cant take a shit, so you go back to your mate and help each other get the stuck soggy doner out.

I think im gonna pull a Hampshire Doner One Biscuit on Emir

by kizlett January 23, 2026