Definitions by kizlett
Hampshire Doner One Biscuit
The act of jizzing on a doner and splitting it with a mate while farting on the doner to cool it down. After that, you and your fellow mate proceed to shove it up any hole you can find down there. The next day, you will find you cant take a shit, so you go back to your mate and help each other get the stuck soggy doner out.
Hampshire Doner One Biscuit by kizlett January 23, 2026