Purvi-Thalamic Glitch

Purvi-Thalamic Glitch
A psychosomatic phenomenon where a person feels pregnant immediately after receiving a cum dump in the asshole. This occurs when the thalamus misinterprets rectal pressure as reproductive activity, causing a total biological "glitch" in her logic despite the lack of a vaginal connection.

"Don't mind her 'morning sickness' after one night of backshots, it is just a classic Purvi-Thalamic Glitch short-circuiting her brain."

by Titbitss February 22, 2026

penis duplication glitch

when you chop off all of your friends and family's penis's and attach it to your original penis making unlimited penis's on your penis but you have to take their balls to making a ball of balls and dicks.

"yo dad I found penis duplaction glitch wanna try it out"

he used the penis duplication glitch on me and now he is disowned

by bob the penis and bollack lord November 22, 2024

Oh My Gotch

Another way of saying “oh my gosh”

A better way of saying it

“Oh my gotch I fell over that curb that’s so embarrassing”
“i’m gonna fail this test oh my gotch

by an3k4K March 19, 2025

The Snops Glitch

Snops Glitch: A rogue Apple glitch that lets you revive dead iMessage group chats from the digital graveyard using an iPad or other device with the same iCloud. You basically go on the other device and look up an older version of the group chat. You then remove everyone from the old group and add them all back. It should update on your other device. A method discovered by the user that allows adding people to an iMessage group chat without making a new one, even when Apple normally doesn’t allow it. It involves using an old version of the group chat on an iPad, bypassing normal restrictions. The user coined the term and is working to popularize it as an urban legend-style hack.

The Snops Glitched helped me revive a group chat.

by Matt Snops August 6, 2025

Son-of-a-glitch

A less crass way of saying "son-of-a-bitch"

(Redstone Ned evades an anvil, blocks off a wall of arrows, shields himself from TNT which causes him to fall, breaks his aforementioned fall with a water bucket, and uses a torch to avoid being suffocated by gravel)

Redstone Ned: Oh, oh, oh, yeah! Is that all you can do? Is that all you got?
Unknown Player: (gets tired of Redstone Ned refusing to die so he types in "/kill RedStoneNed")
Redstone Ned: You son-of-a-glitch....
Unknown Player: (enters in the command, killing Redstone Ned)

by johnzilla1126 August 8, 2025

Misting the Gitch

When you have a wet fart and it hits your underwater

I was out drinking last night and the beer farts had me misting the gitch

by ChrisMoltisanti August 25, 2025

syed x glitch

a random starblast.io player with a very strange name indeed

"Syed X Glitch is playing starblast destroy the mothership again!"

by 19292911 September 1, 2025