Goat Roper

Someone who dresses like a cowboy but completely lacks rancher skills and knowledge. This poser wears the hat and drives the truck but has no clue what to do with the cow.

It was clear from Paul's un-scuffed boots and spotless shirt that he was a goat roper.

by Plumtree Pru July 8, 2018

Pabst Goal

A greasy (bad shot, undeserved) goal in any type of hockey video game. In comparison to offering someone a Pabst Blue Ribbon beer. Which someone wouldn't expect to receive something that crappy, but does.

Sam: You took that slapshot from behind the blue line.

Brandon: It was a clean shot.

Sam: What a fucking pabst goal.

by theshizz55 January 14, 2013

Aunt Mary's Goat

a disease of the nipple, resulting in elongation and toughness of the nipple, heard to be able to hold 3 to 4 small children off of one tit.

My Aunt Mary has a disease called Aunt Mary's goat, the nips get long and hard like linguine, but they are strong nips, three, four of the village children hangin; from one tit!

by Poopin in ur boot January 5, 2010

goating

On Facebook, the act of hostile taking over someones page or event, kicking the admins and then posting hundreds or thousands of goats while the regular page fans scream WHAT'S GOING ON?! WHAT'S WITH THE GOATS?!

Originated early 2012 with the goating of someone known as "Norma". Has since been done dozens of times by multiple groups and the practice is growing.

We're goating the NRA Event tonight, bring your goats to post!

He's been laying low since the last goating.

This idiot has been goated 3 times.

Hey guys, I hacked his account and we'll be goating the page at 3pm

by DjangoFett January 11, 2014

Goat'd

To give a statement of fact that appears to be ludicrous or obviously incorrect, given for the purpose to elicit an outrage from the surrounding audience.

Sam: "Look, this is ridiculous, no one good in the NBA has ever worn number 23."
Will: "ARE YOU SERIOUS RIGHT NOW?!?!? MICHAEL JORDAN!!!!!"
Sam: "You just got goat'd!!!"

by Will and Sam February 18, 2009

Goatmeal

A big meal consisting primarily of goat; a lot of goat cooked at one time.

guy 1: I had an awesome goatmeal last night!
guy 2: nice.
guy 1: It made me take the biggest shit ever.

by Sekkou January 31, 2009

Klar goal

a goal scored in pro evolution soccer when a player is used to dribble past all the players then pass it to the open man, it is very boring.

And Zidane dribbles down the wing past Ferdianda and Cole but no he isnt shooting, he is squaring it to Henry for Klar goal

by Euan napier June 19, 2006