french goggles

placing each male testicle over the eyes of the receiver.

"let's give him french goggles, ha-ha-ha."

by DREADS4000 January 15, 2018

Reverse gogurt

Before you ejaculate you squeeze the tip of your dick so nothing comes out, then you slide your fingers down your urethra as if it were a yogurt tube.

Dude I can’t fucking walk after I tried a reverse gogurt.

by Medium pipe matt November 16, 2018

Mrs.Goglin

Formally known as Mrs.Goblin.
For some reason a brave man wanted to marry her, pray for that poor soul.
She teaches Language Arts....and acts like a bitch
She complains all the time.

Goblet will be mad at one class and be mad at yours for the same reason.

Gobble Gobble acts like she has a 8 foot pole shoved up her ass.
(Yes I'm changing her last name as we go shut the fuck up)

Normie 1: Did you know Mrs.Goglin wont let us say God.
Normie 2: What the Fuck! Really?
Normie 1: Yes! When will she take that 8 foot pole out of her ass?
(Also sorry for the next 8th graders going to Goblin, but also fuck most the 8th graders)

by >w<_Kira_>w< July 31, 2019

Guitar Hero Goggles

When you are done playing Guitar Hero (or another similar game), and you look around and everything looks like it is moving up (or down).

Chris: Haha, Rob tripped over the table. Are you dizzy?

Rob: I just scored 150,000 on "Free Bird!" Don't hate and I'm not dizzy, it was just Guitar Hero Goggles.

by jayB109 October 16, 2010

Shmeebulate your gogoids

For when you either take care of yourself in the most wholesome way, or for when you obliterate someone completely. Often by molecular disassembly.

"Consider trying to shmeebulate your gogoids"
"What does that mean?"
"Exactly. Consider your gogoids shmeebulated"

by prehensile sledgehammer July 31, 2023

goglebobling

the act of running around town and yelling gogleboble at people while wearing an old lady mask. can be done yelling out a car window.

man that guy was really goglebobling

by @lonleychipmunk October 31, 2011

Gogurting

The act of slurping up man yogurt from a condom just like a gogurt, sliding your finger from the bottom to the top till maximum slurpage is achieved.

I was craving some gogurt the other day, but I didn't have any, but I did have a nut waiting to be busted and a rubber, so later that day I was totally gogurting that shit.

by Mang Gaiuy September 5, 2013