Grassy Fields

A name used for a guy you are crushing on big time usually associated with names that start with the letters L or P.

Those Grassy Fields be looking fiiiiiine today.

by .-S-N-. June 15, 2022

Fielding

The art of being able to creatively dodge people hitting on you by saying something inadvertently insulting, charming, funny, or by ignoring a person's comment completely and continuing on in one's conversation both by adding uncomfortable circumstance and awkward response to any situation. To turn down a person by using the same low key style innuendo that was used to hit on someone. Rude and funny response to someone hitting on you as if to shoot them down but also completely brush off their attempts as if it didn't even occur. To creatively and inadvertently destroy someone's hope of being with you by nonchalantly ripping their soul out and continuing convo like nothing ever was said.

Luna was the fielding champion of 2017 everytime Jerry would hit on her, he responses were as good as kicking him in his balls and continuing on with the conversation leaving him confused, insulted but also strangely baffled at how he couldn't take offense to what she was saying or treat her wrong.

Ex 2. Hahaha she just fielded that nigguh

by Das Lunatik August 24, 2022

Running line quarterbacker mid field goalie catcher

The most intensive position on a football field.

“Yo, I heard Tyrone dubius got the job as the running line quarterbacker mid field goalie catcher for the Seahawks.”

by Tyrone dubius September 17, 2022

Field Crunch

Oral sex being performed on a woman who is oblivious to the existence of razors and personal hygiene

She’s pretty good in bed, but she prefers someone who knows how to field crunch

by GianniGod October 6, 2020

field research

Banging a hot researcher chick in her field of research, ideally redwoods

Christina and I went out to Armstrong Woods and did some field research

by BackwardsW May 20, 2022

Marques Fields

(Noun)
-Someone who shows up on a fire scene without gear
-The officer who falls out of the back of a pickup truck on scene

"I pulled a Marques Fields and had to try to out out a fire with a water hose and flip flops."
"My new boss is a total Marques Fields. We'll be working him before too long."

by Marques’s Daddy August 28, 2021

Salting the Fields

Cumming in someone's hair. Can be done in many places including top of head, chest, leg, and anywhere there is hair.

Ex.

Person A: Dude, last night Lisandra let me Salt her fields
Person B: No way! Salting the Fields is the best!

by Doickls January 28, 2017