Fixt

Something or someone that is cool or awesome; The next level up from being cracked.

Bradley: "That flip phone is so awesome!"
Dexter: "Yeah, it's so fixt!"

by Dorcus Kluck August 28, 2025

Fixing it

Is not doing things that are conceptually adjacent to the things that I'm saying. Like, not paying taxes are second order things and the first order thing is coming here, to me, and bringing me any and all imposters or anyone active in my name. Immediately.

Hym "So, I haven't explained this enough yet apparently but there are different orders of magnitude. And those things are all ANCILLARY. As in 'second order.' As in 'not as important as the thing I'm saying now.' Which is that I want you to come here and I want you to bring the reason this is taking so long, here. To me. And I want you to do that I the most expedient manner possible. That is priority 1. Actually, after you finish that, none of the ancillary things matter. So this is not fixing it. I do kind of want those thing but I absolutely do not want to wait any longer. Nor should I have to."

by Hym Iam December 8, 2025

Fixed Gold Evil Baby Paul (Shiny)

The true unbridled form of Dynamite Anton who is fixed, golden, evil, a baby, looks like Paul and is shiny. The form he takes on destroy Satan once and for all. He is so holy, pure and perfect that he just simply exists. He is also the best character in Antonball Deluxe and if you say otherwise I will find you and feed you to a lion! Do not insult or taunt Fixed Gold Evil Baby Paul (Shiny) in any way, shape or form. He is peak fiction

Guy: My only religion is to worship Fixed Gold Evil Baby Paul (Shiny) from now on.

by Iloveeatingpinacoladobars December 12, 2025

getto fixie

poorly put together, low quality, manulaly replaced in a bad fashion.

that dish washer was getto fixied

by i am me, me and only me March 14, 2009

yard fixer

A person who owes another points (favor) and fixes (tidies) a yard.

We have some important people coming over. Will you guys be yard fixers?

by silverseal September 18, 2011

hick fixing

When two red necks are set up on a date. Either by a mutual acquaintance or online dating site.

Did you hear about Billy Ray and Paula Sue?
Yeah, they make a fine couple.
That's some fine hick fixing goin' on there.

by JezDrag January 28, 2014

Chris Fixelius

Chris is the sexiest man on earth . He gets every girl. And usually does great in school. He got 81 procent on the good lookin scale. "Mamba out"

Oh take a look at that white boiii Chris Fixelius he is popping number threeee. Calling "Porzingis for MVP"

by Kristaps4MVP December 12, 2016