pregame dump

The "nervous" poop often needed to be dropped by player(s) of a sports team before a large-scale sporting event. Afterwards, the player(s) lose their tenseness and play properly.

Dom and his dad always take pregame dumps together before baseball games.

by lzcougars99 December 4, 2010

Presidential Dump Truck

This sexual maneuver has an extremely high degree of difficulty and requires some planning, but if anyone can pull it off it says something about their ability. A presidential dumptruck is the combination of an Abe Lincoln and the traditional dump truck. Once the male has ejaculated in the female's mouth (making sure to get some on the face to act as beard adhesive) and dropped off his load, he proceeds to turn around and throw the pre-shaven pubs onto the female's face forming the beard and completing the presidential dump truck.

Holy Shit guys! I just heard that Mike gave Sherry a presidential dump truck last night. How the hell did he pull that off?!

by DaTonyDanza February 14, 2010

crash dummy

A foolhardy Shmoo who is gullible enough to allow himself to be easily maneuvered into dangerous situations.

"He agreed when JoJo the crack dealer asked him to hold his stash? What a crash dummy!"

by Wynken July 25, 2013

glacier dump

When you take such a huge crap that 10% of the poop sits above water in the bowl.

PF Changs lends itself well to constructing these monstrosities.

Props if your glacial creation crosses the toilet seat plane.

Two eggrolls and a double serving of beef lo main left me with only one option after lunch...glacier dump in the executive suite. It was epic.

by nofx9019 March 30, 2010

Trump Dump

When you have to take a huge, messy and smelly poop, especially when that poop goes on and on or occurs in multiple stages.

"Man, those burritos I ate last night game me a lot of belly pain."
"Are you feeling OK today?"
Oh yeah - this morning I had a major Trump Dump, and now I'm all cleaned out."

"Oh my GOD IN HEAVEN, what is that SMELL?"
Sorry, I just took a Trump Dump."

by ChickOfFewWords November 13, 2016

dummy mission

a wild goose chase. to chase after a goal impossible or difficult to achieve.

man this girl got me on a dummy mission...i cant find her g spot for nothin

by mischief August 7, 2003

Dump your tits

A formal request for a female to display her breasts to everyone in the room.

Sally asked me for a ride home. I said yea maybe if you DUMP YOUR TITS !

by terp23670 September 11, 2009