A state of being in which one is not under the influence of alcohol, however acts like a drugged piece of shit due to tiredness.
John: Did you know... if you pain your room is becomes smaller... but if you paint your house it becomes... bigger?
Mark: What is wrong with this guy?
Peter: Don't worry man, he's just soberly drunk.
Mark: What is wrong with this guy?
Peter: Don't worry man, he's just soberly drunk.
by Daksa June 20, 2020
Get the Soberly Drunkmug. by Thetruthlover August 5, 2015
Get the Drunk Sciencemug. People take a ride to a party in the trunk of their DD's car. They take shots on the way the way to their destination.
Kid 1:Lets pre-game before we head out
Kid 2:Where? We can't drink here
Kid 1:Let's just do a drunk trunk on the way over
Kid 2:Where? We can't drink here
Kid 1:Let's just do a drunk trunk on the way over
by boredmerlin November 7, 2010
Get the Drunk Trunkmug. by dmccowan February 24, 2008
Get the drunk outmug. A person that can have many drinks, become drunk, and still function perfectly normal. It's hard to tell whether or not this person is drunk unless you ask them to recite something.
Girl: I was so drunk last night but I had a normal texting conversation with my boyfriend.
Other girl: That's weird but you might be a functional drunk.
Other girl: That's weird but you might be a functional drunk.
by Stonerhighbye November 28, 2013
Get the functional drunkmug. A mixed drink consisting of equal parts clear liquor of any type and Sierra Mist. 7UP is acceptable if you live in an urban neighborhood. Good for when you need to act like you're drinking water.
by Sambojangles March 25, 2011
Get the Drunk Watermug. Similar to drunk dialing or drunk texting. However, drunk looping is a strictly corporate phenomenon which requires no alcohol --- only access to a computer and the sadistic, uncontrollable impulse to add people to email threads while providing as little context as possible.
Signs of drunk looping include overusing terms like "looping in," "FYI," and "visibility," enjoying PowerPoint presentations longer than 12 slides, and having a cold, dark soul.
e.g.
"Looping in Trevor!"
"Adding Mary for visibility!"
"John, FYI ... the 73 emails that comprise this thread contain one or two sentences that you should be aware of."
Signs of drunk looping include overusing terms like "looping in," "FYI," and "visibility," enjoying PowerPoint presentations longer than 12 slides, and having a cold, dark soul.
e.g.
"Looping in Trevor!"
"Adding Mary for visibility!"
"John, FYI ... the 73 emails that comprise this thread contain one or two sentences that you should be aware of."
"I was at inbox zero, but then Theo was drunk looping all morning and now I have to work through lunch."
by Rude Horse December 14, 2017
Get the Drunk Loopingmug.