Drunk Muffin 

A girl with a big butt that is drunk

Hey drunk muffin are you ready to go home?

Drunk Muffin by Estradak78 April 18, 2019

drunk the fuck up 

Inebriated enough to, wholeheartedly, believe in the fabrications created by one's own mind; regardless of the baselessness of the belief. 😐

Bobby: ¡Arrivederci amico mio!
Daniel: ¡Autentico, mi amor!
Bobby: But.... you're drunk the fuck up😑😑😑

Daniel: *ahhbpltt* 🤪

drunk the fuck up by SlasherDreams March 23, 2020

Drunk Money 

1. Wasting your money on things that makes you drunk. Noun
2.Putting money in any type of alcohol. Verb

1. Peep1: Hello drunk Drunk Money
Drunk Money: Who's Drunk Money here?
2. Peep2: Lemme hide my in this alcohol

Drunk Money by NonameANDNOPICTURESPLEASE May 21, 2020

Drunk Allnighter 

The greatest way to end up in the hospital.

In this challenge one must stay up 24 hours. Once it hits the 25th hour the contestant must drink a can of beer.

Once the contestant stays up 48 hours they have to drink Two cans of beer on the 49th hour

If you are able to survive past 72 hours and are able to drink 3 cans of beer without ending up in the hospital or die, you win.

Tommy: Hey Albert, do you want to pull a Drunk Allnighter?

Albert: Yeah, let's screw up our bodies.

Tommy: We got this. I'll buy the Miller Lite and you can buy the Heineken.

Albert: Great Idea.

Drunk Allnighter by Anonomous4002 June 28, 2020

Drunk Misses

When you get absolutely wasted and you miss your significant other/ex.

“I am so wasted at this party, I really miss you”

“I like drinking with you because then I don’t get the drunk misses”

Drunk Misses by Manbearpaige August 14, 2020

Drunk Jitsu 

The act of indoor Jiu Jitsu while intoxicated with friends.

The guys broke the TV doing drunk jitsu in the living room.

Drunk Jitsu by Dirk'sAutumn January 11, 2021

Drunk Science 

The Act of Sciencing under the influence of Alcohol

Tom:DRUNK SCIENCE!!!!

Drunk Science by plutonium1887 February 11, 2022