Di drunk

When Di consumes too much alcohol and her already dulled brain signals are further dulled. Her brain signal that warns her when she is making more mistakes is reduced, ultimately reducing self-control which leads to physical violence (open palm slaps to the face) and destruction of property.

I went for a drink, next thing I know I was Di drunk and smashing glasses and slapping anyone in my close proximity.

by Penguin666 July 15, 2016

drunk moment

When someone falls for no reason, says something that doesn't make sence or shouts something randomly.

I fell while getting books from my desk. I feel so stupid.

Don't worry. You just had a drunk moment

by beanie12xo December 23, 2008

Soberly Drunk

A state of being in which one is not under the influence of alcohol, however acts like a drugged piece of shit due to tiredness.

John: Did you know... if you pain your room is becomes smaller... but if you paint your house it becomes... bigger?

Mark: What is wrong with this guy?

Peter: Don't worry man, he's just soberly drunk.

by Daksa June 20, 2020

drunk out

calling or sitting out sick from work, after parting or drinking "Way" too much.

Steve got so wasted last night, he pulled a drunk out

by dmccowan February 24, 2008

functional drunk

A person that can have many drinks, become drunk, and still function perfectly normal. It's hard to tell whether or not this person is drunk unless you ask them to recite something.

Girl: I was so drunk last night but I had a normal texting conversation with my boyfriend.
Other girl: That's weird but you might be a functional drunk.

by Stonerhighbye November 28, 2013

Drunk Water

A mixed drink consisting of equal parts clear liquor of any type and Sierra Mist. 7UP is acceptable if you live in an urban neighborhood. Good for when you need to act like you're drinking water.

Nope, it's drunk water!!

by Sambojangles March 25, 2011

Drunk Looping

Similar to drunk dialing or drunk texting. However, drunk looping is a strictly corporate phenomenon which requires no alcohol --- only access to a computer and the sadistic, uncontrollable impulse to add people to email threads while providing as little context as possible.

Signs of drunk looping include overusing terms like "looping in," "FYI," and "visibility," enjoying PowerPoint presentations longer than 12 slides, and having a cold, dark soul.

e.g.

"Looping in Trevor!"

"Adding Mary for visibility!"

"John, FYI ... the 73 emails that comprise this thread contain one or two sentences that you should be aware of."

"I was at inbox zero, but then Theo was drunk looping all morning and now I have to work through lunch."

by Rude Horse December 14, 2017