Phantom Dooker

When you use a public toilet and leave behind a 15" lunker of a log and leave it without flushing for an unsuspecting person to bear witness to your creation.

I walked into the restroom at the gas station and the Phantom Dooker had struck leaving only a massive turd for everyone to see.

by anonymous December 1, 2023

dirty dooter

a “dirty dooter” is simply a vagina with shit on it.

“omg did you hear that alyssa wipes back to front?”
“she must have a dirty dooter”

by busterNYC July 4, 2024

dirty dooter

A “Dirty Dooter” is simply a vagina with shit in it”

“omg did you hear that Alyssa wipes back to front?!”
“she must have a dirty dooter”

by busterNYC July 4, 2024

the swingy dooberry

A sex position that entails throwing berry at each genitalia while viciously making out and then finishing by eating the excess juice from the berries off of your partner's cunt and/or dick.

Did you hear about Brad and Angelina? Yeah, I heard they did the Swingy Dooberry.

by Random Guy with a dudes head November 26, 2013

Semi Chrome Domer

A partially bald dude who's spent way too much time in the sun without a ballcap; can often use the shine off the top of his cranium as a key light to get into his pickup.

The female equivalent of this is a Semi Chrome Domeress.

Most common complaint heard by Semi Chrome Domers: "Put a hat on that bean, will ya? It's illegal to blind-out commercial aircraft!"

by Scribester March 11, 2018

Super double contruper dooper snooper

The ultimate way to show what you want/feel

I am Super Double Contruper Dooper Snooper pissed at you

by Thatgrill December 24, 2018

Oofer my Doofer

It means just Oof, but, Oof my dude. But, meme. It's not very popularized, but it can be used by a select group of intellectuals. So, make this a common phrase.

Person A: I'm really sick.

Person B: Oofer my Doofer.

by *Screams in Lesbian* January 25, 2020