courtesy flush

1. Flushing the toilette more than once and ASAP to reduce the unpleasant scent of your own turd(s).

2. Something you had better do when you are in jail or prison, so your cellmate(s) don't/doesn't give you a beatdown. LOL!

3. If it smells bad to you, how much worse will it smell to the other person if you don't have the common sense, or the decency to do a courtesy flush.

Redneck/Jail/Prison definitions:

EX: Dude! Could you at LEAST do a courtesy flush!?!?!?!?

EX 2: If you don't do a courtesy flush you'll be getting a blanket party tonight!

Ex 3: If you don't want a swirly. gimme a courtesy flush over there.

by IrishDaddy2U April 18, 2010

courtesy wipe

When you take a shit and it's very dry and comes out clean. You know you don't really have to wipe but do it once anyways. Very ideal before athletic events.

Dude i just took a huge shit and only had to courtesy wipe, i'm gonna break the school record today.

by k bro May 25, 2010

Courtesy Wipe

The required wiping of ones own ass due to the overwhelming presence of sweat, usually accompanied by extreme urgency.

“Dude, it’s hotter than hell in here, I gotta go rip off a courtesy wipe”

by Zhoenix April 27, 2007

Jimmy Carter

Biggest idiot of all time.

Dumbass president.

by Khalil Shah January 2, 2004

Carter

A person who is hypebeast and skates. Wears Supreme and Palace everyday all day. This person also get many women and is attractive.

Who's that hot guy over there ?
he's carter

by freemymansX March 14, 2017

Carter

A person that is an obnoxious and a huge dickhead

Jeez he’s a dick he must be Carter

by Real Yung Gravy January 22, 2018

Carter

a stupid head big meanie butt

dude1: did you see carter he is such a carter

dude2: yeah i saw him

by a very concerned individual September 19, 2019