cryptosmite

an unenrollment exploit for chromebooks developed by the team FWSmasher over on GitHub around March 2024
Google paid 10k to the developer after they kept quiet waiting for it (bug report) to be patched, unlike sh1mmer....

student 1: why dude I cant go discord.com it say "blocked"?
student 2: just use cryptosmite LOL
student 2: I don't have any restrictions on my chromebook
student 2: here give me a few minutes
student 2: *crypto smites*
student 1: omg policy are you there? (the Chromebook is now unmanaged and there is no policy so they are free to do whatever)

principal: BOTH OF YOU WILL BE EXPELLED FROM THIS SCHOOL IMMEDIATELY.

by therealmia May 9, 2024

Cryptopsychology

the study of unknown psychological entities such as gods, elder beings, and anything beyond human understanding.

Cthulhu has begun to awaken, so the government called in a professor of cryptopsychology.

by IDKletmebe June 27, 2024

Cryptoliterate

To be Literate in Crypto Currency to include Trading and Investing.

Our company, being a Holding Company, has had to become Cryptoliterate because of Crypto Currencies potential in our Investment Portfolios.

by D7L Corporate December 5, 2024

Cryptotard

A slur to use against Crypto bros who think investing in a virtual item will be a fruitful payoff then immediately losing it all. Because calling them an idiot would go out the other ear.

Crypto Bro: “Dude I lost 1k on the HAWK Coin!”
Friend: That’s why you never invest in memecoins you illiterate cryptotard.

by TSZ_YT December 5, 2024

Cryptocurrency

Cryptocurrency is the only money that a human soul can use in the afterlife.

Buy cryptocurrency then hold on for death and life.

by Atlantic Words January 20, 2025

cryptographic noise

When you try to decrypt something using AES_256 or similar, using the wrong decryption key, the result is cryptographic noise. Cryptographic noise is data that might as well have been randomly generated, as it is not even close to the original, no matter how similar the decryption key you put in is to the correct decryption key. This is as a result of the strong diffusion and confusion principles employed by modern encryption standards like AES-256. Even if youre only slightly off from the correct decryption key, say you forgot to capitalise a letter, you will never get a "partially correct" or "degraded" version of the original data. It will generate what one might describe as "corrupted, meaningless garbage, taking up space on your computer."

I did try to decrypt the backup file, but I must have used the wrong key because all I got was cryptographic noise!

by SICKPIGS February 8, 2025

Cryptobabble

Cryptobabble is the nonsensical/unimportant discussion in economics that overcomplicates simple economics to pretend that economics is more complicated than it is. Often engaged in by crypto-bros to pretend they are smarter than they are
- R.C & M.P.

Cryptobabble obfuscates the simple nature of economics

by LS22Citron February 21, 2025