cooter-hat

Derrogatory name with the literal meaning of having your head in very close proximity to a vagina.

Quit being a God damned cooter-hat and do what I tell you!

by The Dirty Mouth of the South September 9, 2010

Cooter

A turtle, also known as River Cooter Turtle also known as Dan River Cooter, Basking Turtle, and Florida Cooter. The adult River Cooter may reach a foot in length. Relatively young individuals have distinctive markings on the underside that may disappear as the turtle ages. Some older specimens are dark brown to black when seen from a distance. Dried mud on the upper carapace may appear as a gray color, and green algae on some specimens produce a dark greenish cast when moist. The notched bottom edge of the carapace is characteristic of the cooters.

Bride: "Dang that cooter was chewy!"
Man: "MM da' gonn'it!"

by CooterQueen000 September 29, 2010

Cooter Slit

The lovely portion of real-estate portrayed by a peach of a pussy resembling what looks like the aftermath of a precisely aimed axe wound. Often times there is no inner labia in the presence of a pristine 'Cooter Slit'. After sight of a well kept 'Cooter Slit', a raging hard-on typically follows.

I was just getting ready to get dirty with this girl and as I go to pull off her panties, I've got a perfect 'Cooter Slit' winking at me. The blood that rushed to my dick so quickly damn near gave me a stroke...

by jZampage April 26, 2011

Cooties

Cooties is a highly infectious disease, common between the ages of 5 and 12, which happens through the contact of saliva, generally by the mouth. Symptoms include a rash near or on the face, and sometimes even severe cases of toes dropping off.

Jimmy got cooties after kissing Amanda. Luckily, he only got the rash.

by Cootieluver33 October 12, 2015

dane coote

a muay thai fighting homo, how likes to drop to their knee's to suck the win out of an opponent, instead of getting a ligit win

dane coote dropped to his knees to avoid a round house, and blew the opponent away.

by ya brother!!!!!!! May 1, 2010

cooties

1. real or imagined lice

2. an imaginary problem that little kids use as an excuse not to touch or go near someone.

Little Boy: Will you be my valentine?

Little Girl: Eww, no way! You probably have cooties anyway.

by Light Joker December 3, 2004

coots

Someone incredibly stupid or that has done something really foolish.

Friend: Yeah, i fell down those stairs because i didn't tie my shoe laces.
Other: Man, you're such a coots!

by Zen march February 14, 2012