long cocked

A variation of cock blocked. To be long cocked means to have someone engage your target before you get a chance to.

I was talking to this girl and we were going to go back to my place. I left to get us some drinks and I got long cocked by Tony! What a jerkoff.

by thebev September 20, 2005

cooke

the cookie monster
derived from wood

ahh ive just seen a cooke
the cooke is chasing me

by bridgette bernstein November 3, 2007

coked up

acting like you are under the influence of cocaine, whether you are or not.
alternate: going crazy with pent up energy for no apparent reason.

Dude, Jamie is so coked up on caffeine right now. Don't even try talking to her right now.

I am so coked up, and I have no idea why. I just need to dance or something.

by Kricketpalooza November 28, 2007

Choked Heart

One that is distracted by the daily worries of the world instead of focusing on God's wisdom to face life's challenges.

Although one can witness Sarah's love for God and his people, however, her choked heart has stunted her spiritual growth with her Creator.

by MathPlus August 5, 2017

Cocked Asian

A half Asian and half any other race (white or black) person. Cocked Asian is what you call someone when their parents are bi-racial and their mom specifically is Asian. This phrase came from many Half Asian kids not having Asian dads. This is because Asian mom's were cocked by another race.

My friend Stephen is a cocked asian because his mom is asian and his dad is white.

by rex virtual February 7, 2017

crooked

The real name of a wireless carrier with "unlimited" plans.
Stay away from them, you don't even get what you pay for.
Reception is a joke, sound it's awful, the phones break in no time and customer service is one of the worst in the nation.
Just say "No" to Cricket

Hey, isn't that a Crooked phone? you look so stupid with it.

by SaynotoCrooked July 7, 2010

cocked

(used as a verb)

To surprise a un-suspected person with a view of your penis/cock/member/wang,etc.

|individual to be cocked|
(occupied by some other task) la la la.....

|prankster|
(Watching TV with penis exposed) " OMG come here quick ... look who's on TV"

|individual to be cocked|
(comes rushing over) "Eeeeks !!! I see your penis !!!"

|prankster| " Hahahaha, I cocked yeh "

*Also works via MMS txt & email

by Sir WRozza July 10, 2009