One who sits at night for hours on end stroking their tiny, shriveled up epeen while thinking of ways to make himself appear "cool" to his virtual friends.
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Ugly, retarded, small, fat and annoying.
Not usually liked, is not a lady’s man
And loves booty, if u come across a Conner jones run for your life.
Not usually liked, is not a lady’s man
And loves booty, if u come across a Conner jones run for your life.
by Conner jones hater June 1, 2018
Get the Conner Jones mug.Conner seems like a really sweet guy; then he gets attached. Freaks out when you don't spend ALL of your time with him, messes around with other girls, yet swears you are his only. falsely threatens suicide when you dump him because he's "still and will always be in love with you" ugh...beware.
by Maria Lyn Jennings November 2, 2018
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Get the Conner mug.A kid who's basically a huge asshole. He's a blonde-haired dick head who can't be beat in knockout basketball or he'll rage and call you a faggot while pointing the middle finger at you. then he will kick the game ball across the court and go cry in a corner.
Guy-"I played a game of knockout against what's his name and he raged and kicked the ball like an asshole."
Girl- "Oh you mean Conner."
Guy-"yeah thats the one."
Girl- "Oh you mean Conner."
Guy-"yeah thats the one."
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Get the Conner mug.a commonly used slang term for skull-fucking. derived from the act of scooping out the relevant eyeball with an ice cream scoop, but leaving the optic nerve attached so that once the skull-fucking has commenced, the fucker's balls knock against the fuckee's optic nerve, like in a game of conkers.
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