A condition in which a person's face becomes too relaxed from looking at a computer screen too long (being on the computer ).
Symptoms are: open mouth, dropped jaw, eyes glazed over and occasional drooling.
synonymous with TV face
Symptoms are: open mouth, dropped jaw, eyes glazed over and occasional drooling.
synonymous with TV face
My cousin's jaws were slightly agar, almost drooling, eyes glazed on the computer monitor. He had a total computer face on.
TV face blank stare dead eyes
TV face blank stare dead eyes
by InsaneAZN22 July 24, 2010
Get the Computer face mug.Someone who has no life and can't go for 5 minutes without some kind of technology. (PS3, PSP, XBOX, Computer, etc.....) (Cell phones don't count)
They always think they're a badass cuz they get the high score but they've never got an ounce of pussy in their lifetime.
They think they're sweet cuz they can hack shit.
Usually really skinny mommas boys that have midget dicks.
They always think they're a badass cuz they get the high score but they've never got an ounce of pussy in their lifetime.
They think they're sweet cuz they can hack shit.
Usually really skinny mommas boys that have midget dicks.
Ben: I heard Eric plays the X BOX so much he never left the house for 2 weeks.
Cody: What a computer bitch.
Cody: What a computer bitch.
by Cheezeball4.20 February 21, 2011
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The most advanced, user friendly and innovative operating system in existance. Originally brought back in time by Zorlof of the Xoono clan of the fifth Narnoc from the 23rd century. The ease of use of this technology frequently confuses the technical minded people used to sterile and ordinary interfaces.
by Steve Job's bitch June 30, 2003
Get the apple computer mug.A person who designs and writes computer programs that are then compiled using a compiler, which produces object code (AKA code) and an executable.
Software developers hire many computer programmers to create numerous applications and games for them.
by Soulsphere May 6, 2008
Get the computer programmer mug.1) A high-speed, highly productive professional tool used by people in the top fields of the entertainment industry, graphic and web design.
Often hated on by people who don't understand anything about it, or base their judgements on older models. Lasts longer than a PC, comes pre-installed with drivers, easily communicates with external devices, has no viruses (and therefore has no need for anti-virus software that takes up all the memory) and is completely user friendly.
It comes with a mouse that has one button, but people do not understand that you can attach any other mice to it, and it recognises it without driver installation.
Not optimised for computer gaming, but only nerds and 12 year olds buy a computer soley for gaming. All popular titles can work on an Apple Mac anyway.
Highly priced because it's worth it.
2) A company that manufactures and distributes the Apple Mac computer, notebooks and the world famous ipod and itunes music store.
3) Not an immitation of a PC, because people don't understand that historically, a mac came before the PC.
Often hated on by people who don't understand anything about it, or base their judgements on older models. Lasts longer than a PC, comes pre-installed with drivers, easily communicates with external devices, has no viruses (and therefore has no need for anti-virus software that takes up all the memory) and is completely user friendly.
It comes with a mouse that has one button, but people do not understand that you can attach any other mice to it, and it recognises it without driver installation.
Not optimised for computer gaming, but only nerds and 12 year olds buy a computer soley for gaming. All popular titles can work on an Apple Mac anyway.
Highly priced because it's worth it.
2) A company that manufactures and distributes the Apple Mac computer, notebooks and the world famous ipod and itunes music store.
3) Not an immitation of a PC, because people don't understand that historically, a mac came before the PC.
1) I will create 5 movie posters in Adobe Photoshop on a Mac in the time it takes a PC to load photoshop. I just received an email from a friend about a virus going around... delete.
2) Everyone has an apple iPod. iPods are the best on the market and iTunes is the most productive music downloading store in the world.
3) People are ignorant and bitter that htye can't afford an Apple Computer
2) Everyone has an apple iPod. iPods are the best on the market and iTunes is the most productive music downloading store in the world.
3) People are ignorant and bitter that htye can't afford an Apple Computer
by DemonicRabbitSkull November 7, 2008
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Get the computer nerd mug.someone who refuses to socialize or do anything with their life in order to spend countless hours attached to the computer from any location possible. someone who would indeed die for their computer as they have already began to sacrifice personal hygiene just to stay on the computer. someone who drops everything in the instant they walk through the door just to get on the computer
"scott" gets up extra early in the mornings just to whore the comp, going to class and whoring his comp via remote desktop, whoring a laptop on the way home in the car, refusing to socialize in order to surf the internet aimlessly, refusing to brush his teeth in order to gain extra time on the computer, increased GWAM by 100% by whoring such a large extensive amount of time. example:
"jon where is scott" jon: "im not sure" scotts roommate: " hes whoring the comp for the 239473298473 hour" jons roommate: "dude how can one individual spend so much time on the computer" Example 2: scott goes to class, scott sits in class and uses the university computer to remote desktop to his computer so he can whore in class Response: what a fucking computer whore
"jon where is scott" jon: "im not sure" scotts roommate: " hes whoring the comp for the 239473298473 hour" jons roommate: "dude how can one individual spend so much time on the computer" Example 2: scott goes to class, scott sits in class and uses the university computer to remote desktop to his computer so he can whore in class Response: what a fucking computer whore
by computer whore witness November 10, 2007
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