Cockequences

Consequences resulting from devious activities often involving nasty yucky male species and their dingalings.

Common symptom: strep-cock

Well I told you not to mess with that guy and now you’re reaping the Cockequences.

by Mich17 April 7, 2025

Cockequences

Consequences resulting from devious activities often involving nasty yucky male species and their dingalings.

Common symptom: strep-cock

Well I told you not to mess with that guy and now you’re reaping the Cockequences.

by Mich17 April 7, 2025

Cocker Spaniel

A song by Midwest rapper Farrad Heights, released on his 2025 mixtape "Za Life".

Farrad: "My girl pussy smell like cob webs!!!!! Ma gurl puss smell like dry chicken! Cocker spaniel bitch! Stop bitchin'!"

by EdowRobertScissorsaDownSyndrom May 19, 2025

Cockerfied

To be left unpaid for something by The Cockerell.

He still hasn't paid me for that job, I've been Cockerfied!

by Builder's Labourer June 6, 2025

cocked

to look "jacked" or in great shape

he looks cocked as fuck

by bluefruitypebbles June 30, 2025

Wookie cocked

1.Getting your ass handed to you by a Wookie in any Star Wars game.

2.In any shooter, watching your body explode from the grenade you saw coming...too late.

Player 1 sees Player 2 running at them throwing a grenade.
Player 1, most likely a noob, makes the mistake of running towards Player 2.
Player 1 realizes too late that the grenades are deadly.
Player 2 exclaims:"You just got wookie cocked by "enter name".

*Works best if character's name is Long Shlong Silver.
**Works even better if Player 2 is a Wookie.

by The one named Bo December 13, 2008

shitty-cocked

The state where one is so intoxicated and/or inhibriated he or she is likely to start screaming into microphones, throw alcohol on people, piss on red jeeps, hook up with an ex-spouse, and more than likely spend a night in jail.

I'll be there later because I have to go bail Jess out of jail, she was shitty-cocked last night.

by dannibitch October 7, 2008