Chunky Chink Chonkers

A word used to describe a fatass asian. You can use any vowel pretty much and get a racial term for a squints. Such as: chink, chank, chonk..you get the idea.

Wow, Justin sure is a Chunky Chink Chonkers.

by Robert Dalton July 27, 2008

Charles Chavez of Chinese Czechoslovakia

Someone who is impossible to locate, someone who is very illusive or simply does not exist.

Bigfoot is like Charles Chavez of Chinese Czechoslovakia.

You shouldnt waste your time trying to locate someone by the name of Charles Chaves who hails from Chinese Czechoslovakia because such person does not exist.

by Gheyellah August 17, 2006

chinese overtime

when the amount of $$ you earn by working overtime is actually less than what you earn in your normal time.

I get paid $7 when I work by normal hours, but only $4 when I work overtime... fuckin Chinese Overtime.

by KRHimself September 30, 2004

Chinese Olympics

The biggest gong show in the word.

"We got the Chinese Olympics. Our country #1 but also has poor literacy and poverty rates"

"We waste money on chinese olympic buildings, please donate for earthquake cause"

by YaoLi October 16, 2008

ancient chinese curse

an extremely tiny penis ; a disease that only effects your tiny penis

you are now diagnosed with the ancient chinese curse

by TGE May 11, 2004

chinese

the all time coolest race in the entire world. they are good at everything, and anything. people who say that chinese people are bad are just fools with no life. they have awesome food, they use their brains, and they are very hard working people.

i am part chinese. i am mostly white, but i am more proud to be chinese.

by Mr.Sir July 20, 2007

chinese cough

An oriental hack of the throat. This is usually sudden and unpleasent. the sound made is very harsh and ear pearcing, it is comparable to that of a feline coughing up a hairball!

teacher: "The symbolic equation for this formula is *shfbshsdbfhsfv*

Student: OMG she just did a chinese cough!

by Feanabendera December 5, 2007