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California Catjob

Receiving a handjob with a burlap sack placed over the penis
“Yo Mike, did you fuck Kelly after your date last night?”

“Nah she didn’t let me smash, but she did give me a gnarly California Catjob, it was phenomenal
California Catjob by BigPapa384 October 21, 2022

California Corner 

The action of taking a wasted tinkle in a acquaintance’s room. A California Corner is not limited to just a intersection of a wall, it can also include urinating on a: carpet/hardwood floor, a bed frame, and various other house hold items…

California Corners are NOT usually performed out of spite or animosity, typically just out of intoxication and pure delusion.
Ash: Kaleb!! Are you seriously pissing on my bed right now?!
Kaleb: Its a California Corner!
California Corner by KevlarKrusher September 16, 2023

California's Jersey 

Arizona. Arizona is California's Jersey!
Sure housing prices are better in Phoenix, but is is California's Jersey!
California's Jersey by Rolo G February 26, 2008

California Clip-On 

The act of performing anal on a female proceeded by an act of coitus betwixt the bosom resulting in a shitstain between the cleavage resembling that of a necktie.
After sex, a loofah is best to remove my California clip-on.
California Clip-On by ohmyghattos December 9, 2008

California Cornhole

An act of messed up stuff involving a speedo, belt, and post of some sort. You wear the speedo and tie the belt to the speedo and post, then commense to hump the speedo. Basically semen will come out because you get an orgasm in the butt.
Dude, I totally california cornholed yesterday, and I seem to be constipated.
California Cornhole by Rapta dude November 20, 2009

California Speedway

Shoving a tube into a girl's ass then rolling HotWheels cars down it.