hung like a spanish curtain

A male endowed with a thick and heavy penis

That bloke is hung like a spanish curtain

by Teehomo April 01, 2008

Dirty Meat Curtains

When a womans labia of the vagina are so beat up and nasty looking, it resembles that of dirty meat.

yo man I hooked up with that bitch last night and she had some dirty meat curtains

by SD5254 October 21, 2008

spit swabbing the pork curtains

eating "the" cooter

jack was caught spit swabbing the pork curtains

by jack January 29, 2003

show you my curtains

Subtle hint to get a girl to come into your bedroom

Let me show you my curtains

by Shaun123/- November 30, 2015

[roast beef shower curtains]

Refers to low hanging pussy lips.

Did you see the roast beef shower curtainson that bitch?!?!

by stahlout September 15, 2006

Viking Curtain Suprise

When a mans pubic hair is so long it hides his quivering member that it could be a vagina

Charl- you will not believe what i went home with last night
Sally - oh my god, no, what?
Charl - A VIKING CURTAIN SUPRISE
Sally - Thats horrific
Charl - Yes, it was

by The dark Side 69 February 05, 2009

One sided beef curtain

A pussy that has one larger lip that folds over neatly , almost like a trap door

"Mike's ex-wife has a one sided beef curtain!!!"

by rancidcolon August 24, 2011