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Coloradon't

Douchey things you shouldn't do in Colorado.
Trent: Hey, lets get our Akon bumpin' and get a natty ice sesh goin on a mountain somewhere.
Brock: Hella word!

(Any self respecting individual): Shut the fuck up. Coloradon't you dare do that in my state.
Coloradon't by ican'tremember34 December 14, 2010

colorado corndog 

When a man spreads a woman's butt cheeks and then poops down her butt crack and when the poop slides over her butthole he puts his penis in the girls butthole pushing not only his penis in but the poop as well.

Colorado Elephant 

When someones mother falls asleep with a dick in her mouth.
Watch you mouth dude, I rode the Colorado Elephant with your mother last night.

color me fucked 

A sexual act where a man or woman collects semen/ejaculate in their hand and proceeds to splatter said ejaculate on their partner in similar fashion to color festival activities
Woman: Baby i want you to pull out and color me fucked
color me fucked by Cell_Dweller November 22, 2017

Color Guard 

People call us 'Marching band Cheerleaders'. Then we use our oversized pole weapons to beat them to death and after you finish in a Flourish into a Giant.
Person 1- It's the Marching Band Cheerleaders

Person 2- Oh yea
Me- *hitting person with flag rhythmically to satisfaction* I'm in Color Guard
Color Guard by Precious Warrior March 12, 2018

Colorado Cowboy

When a female initiates the reverse cowgirl position and 2 rotating drilldos go up her ass to get that ultimate cowgirl experience.
Marlene had a good night to herself last night and drank a two decade bottle of wine, then proceeded to give herself a Colorado Cowboy.