beat meat

An act when a guy touches his penis to get sexual satisfaction

His mutha caught him beatin tha meat in da bathroom, i.e beat meat

by LG-MAT July 28, 2008

Bender Beat

A thumping, throbbing, relentless baseline accompanying some senseless hedonistic dance-tune. Several notes, often two notes an octave apart, are delivered rapidly with some sort of fruity studio effect to increase anal lust. Invented by Frankie Goes To Hollywood, but since borrowed by many artists to seriously camp up their already gay tunes. One can visualise several handlebar moustache homos wearing the shortest shorts grinding on the G-A-Y dance-floor, whose only intentions are of violating some young chicken’s bum-hole with their haggard length.

Hey Kenjamin, you coming down the gym for a guido workout?

No Clive, I just can't dig that gym, the music and clientele are awful, I can't pump iron to that bender beat!

by surf biffin August 3, 2007

Beat your meat

To masterbate or jerk off.

Hey Justin, do you beat your meat?

by ItsFuture-- March 27, 2015

Woman Beater

a man who beats on a woman. Woman Beater can apply to men who verbally, mentally or physically abuse women to make up for their own weaknesses and insecurities. They usually dont have much going in their lives and it makes them feel better to pick on women to make up for their failures.

Vitale is such a woman beater. Fucking Scumbag.

by h3s4d January 17, 2008

Beat Cakes

To Have sexual relations with.

Sorry I couldn't answer the phone... I was beatin' cakes.

by Shando January 27, 2004

beat the brakes off

To beat the shit outta someone.

Blake: "Damn dawg you beat the brakes off his ass."
Kevin: "Fo sho I knocked him ass in his snot box. Pussy ass dude shouldn't have been frontin on my peoples like that."
Blake: "We gotta bounce the blue berries and cherries is comin."

by slick73nova4u October 5, 2007

beat the system

When you have found a way around the law, or have avoided getting arrested.

Hell yeah, I'm good at talking to cops. I beat the system every time.

by xxnjhgjnxx June 6, 2010