butlers beating

When the penis causes so much pain to the vagina it's described as a butlers beating

I can't sit down today, Adam was over last nite and gave me a butlers beating

by Fretking26 June 19, 2017

tail basting

Practice of ejaculating in partners ass during anal sex

John likes tail basting his girlfriend Sarah.

by Tailbaster August 25, 2017

steam-boating

the act of motor boating your anus on a females breast and letting out subtle, noiseless farts.

"hey Johnathan, i bet you wont ask that lady is you could steam-boat her."
"whats steam-boating"
"you know farting on her tits"
"oh, well here i go"

by Racial_slut January 26, 2018

fan bathing

Lying down naked in front of a fan. Almost like sunbathing

Kay was fan bathing after her hot shower.

by 👑 Futch June 12, 2018

Pillsbury Baking Process

In today's day and age we don't have time to do our daily activities. We must learn to multitask in order to be as efficient as possible. How could one possibly expand their anus and make Pillsbury brand biscuits at the same time if not by the use of the Pillsbury Baking Process. The goal of the process is simple; it is not only to stretch out ones rectum, but also to bake some nice, crispy Pillsbury brand biscuits in the meantime.

The steps are as follows:

Step 1: Insert an unopened tin container of Pillsbury Brand Biscuits up your anus, be sure to open the sphincter to avoid causing damage.

Step 2: Once the tin is entirely submerged within the lining of your anus, go for an extensive period of exercise. Go for a run, a mountain bike adventure, or whatever your heart desires. The goal is to raise your internal body temperature.
Step 3: During the height of your workout, if all steps of the process were done correctly you will hear a significant *pop* sound. Do not worry. This is natural as the tin has opened thanks to the significant increase in pressure due to the increase in surrounding temperature.
Step 4: Let the biscuits drop onto the floor and be prepared to enjoy your new anus AND your fresh biscuits.

Son: Mother, I heard a popping noise come from your tuchus, did you happen to break your hip?
Mother: Do not be afraid, young child. For I was just using the Pillsbury Baking Process to craft some rolls for our family dinner on this fine evening. Would you like one?
Son: Oh hell yeah I love booty biscuits.
Mother: Well thanks to the Pillsbury Baking Process they'll slide right out.

by Not Jung God October 2, 2018

Meating Beating

The beating of the meating in which your are depleting the nutting of the penis. Usually done in circles to avoid possibly being gay, because without your bros there with you jacking off how would you be able to prove you aren't gay and were indeed not watching gay pornography.

Jacob: Hey man, you attending the meating beating today after school?
Bob: Nah man, my yeetard of a father is making me give him a rimjob.

by YeetController October 7, 2018

Spoiler Baiting

When someone says something intriguing about a show/movie/book that makes you want to search it up and spoil it for yourself.

Person 1: “damn I really like this character”
Person 2: “ooo good luck with that, something really wild happens to them in the next season!”
Person 1: *searched it up because person 2 was spoiler baiting them*

by EsorRemmus April 30, 2020