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Bacon Thief 

when one steals as much bacon as he can from a cheap store and proceeds to fuck it with its small penis.
"Where did all our bacon go?"

"must've been the Bacon Thief."
Bacon Thief by maeskyzie November 7, 2023

Bacon Stuffer 

Some fat white girl that shoves bacon in her pussy
i bet that girl is a Bacon Stuffer
Bacon Stuffer by Slitmythroatdry September 15, 2009

bacon nigger 

1) One who is in charge of making the bacon while camping.
2) An idiot.

Originated from the misinterpretation of the words bacon maker.

Can be shortened to BN if looking for a more politically correct and societally appealing way to say this.
"Rope that horse, BN!"

"Man, i'm starving. I need some food."
"Go make some bacon, bacon nigger!"
bacon nigger by BNig December 24, 2007

Bacon Egg and Cheese 

Me and my homies Bacon Egg and Cheesed in the McDonalds Play Place.

bacon cookies

1. vaginal discharge, genital hemorrhaging, the pre-menstrual cycle
2. A delicious treat much like chocolate-chip cookies, but made with bacon
1. "wow, looks like that bitch has had herself a batch of bacon cookies this morning."
2. "mmm, I sure could go for some bacon cookies right now. stop looking at me like that, you wordcheating cunt/word
bacon cookies by Lester Nelson March 24, 2003

Bacon Neck 

The collar of a shirt resembles a piece of crispy cooked bacon.
Ew, Did you see Ian Comptons Bacon Neck last night? I nearly puked
Bacon Neck by weeweepeepee September 5, 2010