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Shitty Bacon

When you purchase bacon from the store and you get home and open it and realize it contains more fat than lean meat. Also can be used as an analogy for something that inconveniences you or tragically alters your life. Often used during fits of frustration and rage.
I had to change a flat tire on the side of the freeway in the rain!That's some shitty bacon!
by Craig Pottorf November 12, 2007
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Smokey Bacon

Putting 2 fingers into your girlfriends nostrils and pulling her nose upward whilst doing her doggy style, thus making her look like a piggy thus smoking the bacon or smokey bacon
last night i pulled a smokey bacon on my girl, she was not happy
by jamesthebaconsmoker August 2, 2011
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Bacon number

A word that Samuel L Jackson gets offended by.
One of the most searched questions about him on his autocomplete wired interview: "Samuel L Jackson bacon number"
When he gets asked this he states "what the f*ck is a bacon number; what is that"
by @Siamesefrog October 18, 2019
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Bacon Tornado

(n.) A fury storm of meat and wind.
Jeff: Woah, dude, what's that outside the window?

Bill: Holy shit, it's a bacon tornado! Get under the table!
by Michi Murha May 11, 2011
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Bacon drawer

The drawer of your refrigerator that is used solely for already-cooked bacon for later use. Usually lined with paper towels to soak up grease.
James: "You were running out of fridge space, so I put the beer in a drawer."
Brian: "I hope it wasn't the bacon drawer."
James: "Bacon drawer?"
Brian: "Yeah, it's only for bacon. If you put beer in there, it'll get all greasy."
by jc2 March 29, 2013
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Jacob Bacon

Jacob Bacon loves to say XD
by Bacon Man XD jacob July 15, 2019
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Bacon Fluffernutter

Donut + Bacon + Peanut Butter + Marshmallow = Diabetes
Dude: I had a bacon fluffernutter at the Minnesota State Fair.
Dudette: WOW, and you lived to tell the tale??!!
by “Sneaky”Gay December 14, 2019
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