While lying on a floating lounge chair in the pool you pee straight upwards and wave the stream around through the air, thus getting it all over you. This mimics the look of a fire boat with its water jets at full blast, putting out a fire. This is most easily accomplished by a male, though a female could attempt with some practice and contortion.
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Rowing is generally pretty gay, everyone should just quit and play rugby
All the girls manage to scrape into the club somehow, very dodgy
Everyones very slow and gets excited from going sub 8 on a 2k which isnt even a fucking achievement
They had one year period of being legendary when the Mole helped out, 150% the best instagram to exist. Good Luck for Tokyo Ollie :)
Currently the year 9s just giggle
The year 10s are incapable of fucking socialising
The year 11s are all alcoholic nittys that fuck whoever they can see
The sixth formers can actually be asked to show up to training and are good
Every tiffin child is a neek and it shows well
I sincerely pray that they become more human and less bent
Rowing is generally pretty gay, everyone should just quit and play rugby
All the girls manage to scrape into the club somehow, very dodgy
Everyones very slow and gets excited from going sub 8 on a 2k which isnt even a fucking achievement
They had one year period of being legendary when the Mole helped out, 150% the best instagram to exist. Good Luck for Tokyo Ollie :)
Currently the year 9s just giggle
The year 10s are incapable of fucking socialising
The year 11s are all alcoholic nittys that fuck whoever they can see
The sixth formers can actually be asked to show up to training and are good
Every tiffin child is a neek and it shows well
I sincerely pray that they become more human and less bent
Ollie's friend: "What's that school you used to coach at?"
Ollie: "Tiffin School Boat Club and they were all incapable rowers and unsocialable freaks"
Ollie's friend: "Oh yeah, that's the one. Never succeeded in a proper regatta"
Ollie: "That's the one"
Ollie: "Tiffin School Boat Club and they were all incapable rowers and unsocialable freaks"
Ollie's friend: "Oh yeah, that's the one. Never succeeded in a proper regatta"
Ollie: "That's the one"
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A term you use when someone fails or does something wrong, implying in a joking way that it was really bad or that it went wrong because they were stupid.
It is in reference to "fail boat" pictures on the internet (google image search it) which ususally depict a boat that is sinking or capsized with the words fail boat underneath.
If this were to be put on a scale of failure then it would be just below the term "epic fail".
It is in reference to "fail boat" pictures on the internet (google image search it) which ususally depict a boat that is sinking or capsized with the words fail boat underneath.
If this were to be put on a scale of failure then it would be just below the term "epic fail".
If someone or something has failed or is on its way to failure then you would say:
"All aboard the Fail Boat!"
or
"Your shipment of Fail has come in!"
If your on instant messanging or emailing then you would usually attach a picture too because the joke is rooted in the pictures and is funnier if you use a different one each time.
"All aboard the Fail Boat!"
or
"Your shipment of Fail has come in!"
If your on instant messanging or emailing then you would usually attach a picture too because the joke is rooted in the pictures and is funnier if you use a different one each time.
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- We were in the spa totally outta of it, when Tash stated rowing the boat with me and Johno... and we weren't complaining! Just don't get in, ok?
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- We were in the spa totally outta of it, when Tash stated rowing the boat with me and Johno... and we weren't complaining! Just don't get in, ok?
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