drive the boat

Instead of saying “get ontop” or “can i ride You” during sex refer to it as “driving the boat. Getting ontop of his big dick like it’s the size of a boat

Hey babe let me drive the boat! ;)

by Yuji March 18, 2019

Tuna Boat

1. A vehicle containing one or more hot pieces of female ass. You want to hit all of them.

2. A man's hog. This is a euphemistic definition deriving from the fact that after hammering on a woman's kitty, a man's penis can have a fragrance reminiscent of dead tuna fish.

Dave: "Hey, look at that carload full of poontang!"
Chester: "Yeah, that's a real tuna boat!"

by Ebin October 29, 2002

old man in the boat

When the clit is looked at from a side profile. An old man, wearing a cloak, bent over sitting a boat.

As I stared at her pussy from the side, I could almost see the old man in the boat pickup his pole to find that stinky fish.

by Necromantia September 21, 2015

carbo bloating

n. The resultant feeling of unease from ingesting too many carbohydrates in the days leading up to a marathon.

Big Mike: Junior, you can't possibly want another plate of spaghetti, can you?
Paul: Sure, I'm carbo bloating a little, but I'll eat all you've got.

by THW November 4, 2009

boaterface

1. a stereotypical asian face with many exaggerated features
such as (but not limited to):
strong facial bone structure
large distance between eyes
irregular smile
etc.

2. slurred form of about-her-face

Darrel: "Wassup homie you see dat fine ass girl?"
Scott: "Oh man don't fool with her... She's got the boaterface."

Dan: "I can't believe I made out with Tina last night..."
Andy: "Yeah.. You should hate everything boaterface."

by Jryzzle July 28, 2006

fire boat salute

While lying on a floating lounge chair in the pool you pee straight upwards and wave the stream around through the air, thus getting it all over you. This mimics the look of a fire boat with its water jets at full blast, putting out a fire. This is most easily accomplished by a male, though a female could attempt with some practice and contortion.

I was bored the other day, so I gave myself a fire boat salute in the pool.

by Murph 001 May 2, 2008

Tiffin School Boat Club

Honestly one of the saddest things to ever exist

Rowing is generally pretty gay, everyone should just quit and play rugby

All the girls manage to scrape into the club somehow, very dodgy

Everyones very slow and gets excited from going sub 8 on a 2k which isnt even a fucking achievement

They had one year period of being legendary when the Mole helped out, 150% the best instagram to exist. Good Luck for Tokyo Ollie :)

Currently the year 9s just giggle
The year 10s are incapable of fucking socialising
The year 11s are all alcoholic nittys that fuck whoever they can see
The sixth formers can actually be asked to show up to training and are good

Every tiffin child is a neek and it shows well

I sincerely pray that they become more human and less bent

Ollie's friend: "What's that school you used to coach at?"
Ollie: "Tiffin School Boat Club and they were all incapable rowers and unsocialable freaks"
Ollie's friend: "Oh yeah, that's the one. Never succeeded in a proper regatta"
Ollie: "That's the one"

by Anonymous Dictionary Words October 8, 2019