The Family Shoe

The unfortunate looking one in the family. More prominently used in families that are all very attractive apart from one person.

"Wow, your girlfriends well hot. Does she have a sister?"

"She's got 3. Two are taken and the other's the family shoe."

"Ah that sucks."

by Elle Le Bert January 2, 2014

shoe-tack

chewing gum that becomes stuck to the sole of a shoe

"Mind you don't step in that shoe-tack, it looks fresh"

by JibberJabber123 April 14, 2015

soda shoes

when you're driving home from Wendy's with food in one hand, the steering wheel in the other, and a large soda in your lap and all of a sudden you hit a bump causing your soda to topple over and spill in your shoes :(

"Yea man, I was on my way but then I got soda shoes."

by lydiotc October 16, 2016

Smooth shoes

Smoth shoes: engineers or professionals in a pisition to make big decisions that they never have to experience in a real life work field and others run into their problematic ideas.

Im an auto painter and this new tri coat color doesnt match. Another smooth shoes with a dumb idea

by Sheslikeheroine November 16, 2018

shoe milker

Someone who takes the shoe of a female, has her squirt her delectable milk in it, then stores it for later consumption.

So last night this hooker let me do a shoe milker, and that made me bust the hardest nut I've ever had with a woman my own age

by Cocklover95 December 9, 2018

shoe you

Shoving a shoe up someone's ass in extreme anguish

"If you do not shut up, I will shoe you."

"Want to see how you will do in the game of shoeing?"

by JordanOlivier June 12, 2018

e-shoes

A prototype of a sole that generated electricity but failed and exploded after taking five steps
it can be used for either:
1.an insult
2.a failed idea

definition1
person1:You have no life whatsoever. Try getting one on ebay.
person2:Oh yeah? Well suck my E-shoes
defintion2
Person1:How's your product going.
Person2:It's an e-shoe all right.

by parzival_the_great:) May 27, 2018