s.t.d.s bag

a person who has over 5 sexualy transmitted diseases, and still wants more dick/pussy for free

Sam, in oxnard, is a fucking s.t.d.s. bag

by with honors August 5, 2004

S his D

Suck His Dick!

W:Look at that bitch talking to Josh
Y:Ayy... S his D!!

by wallball August 9, 2008

S-i-m-p

Squirrels in my pants. When something is making you jump

There are squirrels in my pants!
Tell me whats makin' you jump like that!
S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my pants!
Ain't got no chickens,
Ain't got no rats...
S-I-M-P, (Candace & Background)Squirrels in my pants!
S to the I to the M to the P,
Then maybe you can be moving like me...
Step right over and watch me put it down...
Squirrels
Squirrels!
Step right over and watch me put it...
S to the I to M to the P!
Who you got back and watering your plants?
S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my Pants...
How can I qualify for government graaaants...
S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my Pants...
Yeah...
Hypnotize me, put me in a trance...
S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my Pants...
Got an Aunt Florance living in Fraaance...
She can't see the-
Squirrels in my Pants!
Step right over and watch me put it down...
Squirrels! Squirrels!
Step right over and watch me put it...
S to the I to the M to the P!
AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH

by Coolbeanz14 April 14, 2019

s.f.

sexually frustrated. in desperate need of nookie. WAY past the point of being horny.

"omgggggg, i haven't gotten any in TWO MONTHS i am SOOOO s.f."

by KELSCULLHAAAI January 21, 2009

s.a.b.a.c.

s.a.b.a.c. is an acronym that stands for 'smoke a blunt and chill' also can be refered to as 's.a.b.n.c.'- or 'smoke a blunt 'n' chill' where 'n' refers to 'and'

examples: 'Yo nigga, you wanna S.A.B.A.C.?'

by prophesssser greenthumb July 8, 2007

S.H.I.T

Computer term

System Has Interrupted Task

The PC has S.H.I.T
Itself i.e it has hung and stopped processing any tasks

by nwing March 5, 2009

s.m.i.t.

sexy monster in training. Someone who is too young for you to date but is still hot and muscular. Usually a guy, and they usually have a sexy older brother of dateable age.

Friend 1: He is such a s.m.i.t.
Friend 2: I know! I wish he was just a few years older!

by gabrielle :) July 5, 2011