Monkey in a headlock

Hairy bush

Theresa yelled across the showroom saying, “Haeeey Mark!.” (She was seated at a desk in a skirt with no undergarment)... Mark gazes over but before he can make eye contact, his eyes peer up from the floor but are caught looking her beaver dead in the face, and said “H h heyyy Theresa” (Marks mind was stained forever) ...fast-forward two days..(Mark is in the warehouse talkin’ shop with tha boys) He says to the group, “man I was grabbing some button caps and Theresa calls my name and dammit if I didn’t see her monkey in a headlock!” (Store manager overheard and rather than addressing the matter he instead nailed some plywood to the back of her desk.) conclusion~Monkey sedated; monkey caged.

by Circumcised tortoise December 29, 2018

dick hopn sock monkey

Females who change there sexual partners more often than they change underwear...

This towns full of dick hopn sock monkeys bro!

by Savage Chic September 20, 2020

Brass Monkey Syndrome

When you become so monke you get brass monkey

‘He definitely has Brass Monkey Syndrome’

by 𝕀𝕒𝕞𝕧𝕖𝕣𝕪𝕚𝕟𝕥𝕖𝕝𝕝𝕚𝕘𝕖𝕟𝕥 March 23, 2021

Monkey gas

When you have such a wet fart that you think you shit your pants

Dude I could have sworn I shit myself but I went to the bathroom and it turned out to be monkey gas

by Eclipseiasux June 8, 2022

Arab Boom Boom Monkey

a derogatory slur towards arabian people.

Yaasir: fuck you you're a Arab Boom Boom Monkey
Achraf: shut the fuck up

by tri-lights May 6, 2024

Artic Monkey

Aka a white porch monkey, also known as a saltine cracker (a white person)

I'm pretty sure that artic monkey doesn't have food stamps.

Get that artic monkey off my lawn

by Articmonkeyballz June 9, 2024

Book Monkey

a name used for a player that has the guild name "Chapter" in the game Deepwoken.

Look its another Book Monkey flooding.

by Heito November 26, 2022