somewhat related to porch monkey; but has a caucasion spin; someone that sits on their patio and does not have a job, they mostly talking about building patios
I was walking by the rose garden and some patio monkey with a plaid shirt on tried to preform cunnilingus on me.
by big saaf November 9, 2009
Get the patio monkeymug. A rare website said to be part of the "Dark Web" it is rumored to contain things ranging from drugs to the buying and selling of people.
by Anonymous9151 May 13, 2016
Get the monkey's playhousemug. That bitch is dirty, if you fuck her don’t do anal you will end up with a peanut butter monkey tail.
by LilXangie May 22, 2024
Get the Peanut Butter Monkey Tailmug. A noticeably wealthy black person.
"Hey Patrick, you remember that black guy we stole a bike from? Turns out he's won the lottery."
"Damn, he's really gone from a ghetto hoodlum to a money monkey in the span of three weeks."
"Damn, he's really gone from a ghetto hoodlum to a money monkey in the span of three weeks."
by TheKnowledgeWithin June 3, 2025
Get the money monkeymug. the art of fucking a black cow when it’s -69.9°C out, and the cows vagina is steaming and after unleashing your load of fucking hiroshima, you huff the fumes of the vagina steam until passing out.
by sdhsjfmenfnfbdh February 15, 2022
Get the Monkey Steamermug. A slur where people infer African American's and Monkeys are the same thing. Their "reasoning" Black -> the color of a monkey's fur -> Africans are black 99% of the time -> Blacks = Monkeys
Person 1 - "well well well of course those black monkeys bought a used hellcat."
Person 2 - "black monkeys? Don't you mean African Americans?"
Person 1 - "same thing, yip yap."
Person 2 - "black monkeys? Don't you mean African Americans?"
Person 1 - "same thing, yip yap."
by NotPoiix February 13, 2024
Get the Black Monkeymug. by xbot7564 June 30, 2024
Get the Spunky Monkeymug.