string cheese abuse 

Chomping, cutting, or ripping and eating chunks of a string cheese portion is considered string cheese abuse. It is difficult to isolate this colloquialism. It is, however, more common than one may expect.

String cheese is intended to be shredded along the length of its geometric pattern. It is shared in delicate threads and tendrils between grotesque, dairy fiend, farting lovers. Their friends may brind them celery and other greens in desperate attempts to mitigate certain consequences of this decadence if it persists for too long.

Yes, dear, but I'm making a dish that requires these chunks of mozerrella, so we are committing sanctioned string cheese abuse.

string cheese abuse by Delphius July 6, 2019

String cheese 

a delicious stick of cheese that you peel. The pieces you peel off can be so small that they look like string. Therefore, it is called string cheese. What reason would one have to look this up?

Timmy peeled off some of his string cheese to share with Rachel at lunch.

String cheese by flowerpipe July 16, 2019

Taco Cheese 

A day dedicated to two friends who have a backup plan if they don’t get to go to dance with someone, they will watch bad horror films, and eat tacos.

Yo bro! You exited for Taco Cheese!

Taco Cheese by GaryFishBurg July 25, 2019

Horseradish Cheeseballs 

A ceremonial rite of passage practiced by the Meskwaki tribe of Native Americans. The ceremony consisted of the Meskwaki chief riding into the camp (normally at a tölt gait), on an Icelandic horse. The chief retrieves a dish of melted cheese and places the horse's genatalia into the dish (ergo, cheeseballs). The chief then takes a radish from the horse's mouth (ergo, horseradish) and dips it into the cheese. The chief offers the horseradish cheeseball to the young Meskwaki initiatve, who eats it and becomes a full member of the tribe.

Stefon: Have you read about the horseradish cheeseballs that the Meskwaki Indians eat? It's the craziest initiation ceremony I've ever seen.

Horseradish Cheeseballs by JonJacobJingleHeimerSchmidt July 25, 2019

Gruyère Cheese 

When an uncircumsized man refuses or isn't taught how to clean underneath the foreskin of his penis, a thick layer of gruyère cheese can build up underneath. This can be used as a spread for bagels and muffins.

A warm and moist environment will produce a more flavorful and fragrant gruyère cheese.

Gruyère Cheese by Ichdkslwuueo82 August 6, 2019

dick cheese 

oh no 3 cheese cubes in dick help

toaster dick nerd
ass ouch owie

man i hate having dick cheese
dick cheese man
fucking dick cheese the doctors dont know how to remove it help
dick cheese eater

dick cheese by casualtater August 20, 2019

Horse cheese soup sauce 

A popular type of sauce, typically used on cheese sandwiches in Wisconsin

We ran out of horse cheese soup sauce so I didn’t want to eat my sandwich

Horse cheese soup sauce by Matt sherl September 1, 2019