imaginary monkeys derived from ancient southern myth that mentally and physically serenade you to sleep. usually can find these sleep monkeys in church.
by sleepmonkeyqueen February 27, 2023
by fearlessflasher April 04, 2012
by Goatblower March 14, 2018
The speaker is so certain of a claim that if he is wrong, he will allow a negro to inseminate his sister.
by Special Guest Star August 29, 2022
to refer to someone as a morally bankrupt, corrupt and sexually exploitative individual under a facade of being morally sound and generous to those who are weaker and in need; used to describe someone who is a member of the UN peacekeepers
I can't Steven became a UN peacekeeper and raped a 13 year old girl in that third world country, fuckin 'blue headed molestation monkey'.
by Fax Dispenser November 30, 2021
None of your monkey threat. I know you are trying to scare the bejesus out of me but I am not scared of you.
by uttam maharjan June 25, 2010
by Sauce_Monkey October 03, 2020