sleep monkeys

imaginary monkeys derived from ancient southern myth that mentally and physically serenade you to sleep. usually can find these sleep monkeys in church.
“Man, them sleep monkeys ‘bout got me during preachers sermon this morning..”
by sleepmonkeyqueen February 27, 2023
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monkey hot

when you take a bite of somthing and go "ho ho ha ha"
mmm that pizza looks great i'll take a piece... hoho haha that's monkey hot!
by fearlessflasher April 04, 2012
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Pipe Monkey

one who plays with cock, mainly in thier mouth, endearing term for a homosexual
Randolph loves the cock, that pipe monkey cant talk for theamount of dick in his mouth
by Goatblower March 14, 2018
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I’ll be a monkey’s uncle

The speaker is so certain of a claim that if he is wrong, he will allow a negro to inseminate his sister.
If I can’t finish this keg stand, I’ll be a monkey’s uncle.
by Special Guest Star August 29, 2022
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to refer to someone as a morally bankrupt, corrupt and sexually exploitative individual under a facade of being morally sound and generous to those who are weaker and in need; used to describe someone who is a member of the UN peacekeepers
I can't Steven became a UN peacekeeper and raped a 13 year old girl in that third world country, fuckin 'blue headed molestation monkey'.
by Fax Dispenser November 30, 2021
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monkey threat

None of your monkey threat. I know you are trying to scare the bejesus out of me but I am not scared of you.
by uttam maharjan June 25, 2010
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Monkey Spunker

A monkey spunker is that special type of wanker who thinks he is it
You know that bloke dave, he's a proper monkey spunker he is.
by Sauce_Monkey October 03, 2020
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