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monkey gift

A term used when someone gives you something that benefits them as much as, or more than it benefits you.
Monkey gift- When your husband gives you sexy lingerie.
by KiKo513 January 1, 2014
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gas monkey

when something is pretty sick or in general righteous, that is gas monkey.

can also be shortened to gas monk
bob: *lands a kickflip*
kevin: that was pretty gas monk

kevin: what did you think of the movie last night?
bob: it was pretty gas monkey
by moosseess September 29, 2021
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Maal Monkeys

Origin: Amazon Jungle

- The last of their kind, the Maal Monkeys have one mission and that is to share their Maal teachings with the world
- They are the rarest most sought after of their kind, some say Picasso himself created them.
Descendants from the Amazon Jungle, The Maal Monkeys are going around the world sharing their new found love for Maal & how it changed everything!”
by H The Maal Mentor November 23, 2022
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Monkey shit crazy

Term often used to describe something or someone thats beyond nuts, crazy, difficult or way out of hand.
Pretty much the same as saying someone or something is bat shit crazy.

This Math test is monkey shit crazy!

were not inviting John to the party that dude is monkey shit crazy!
by Storm18X April 30, 2011
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Folder Monkey

Look at that poor Folder Monkey with the crazy people all around his cubicle
by ZiggyBoomBox January 6, 2010
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Sea Monkey Stampede

Right to sleep last night........had an unscheduled Sea Monkey Stampede.
by Johannes Baptine March 14, 2023
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loose monkey

A GUY WHOM HAS LOOSE MORALS AND GOES BANANAS OVER GALS AND WISHES TO JUMP ALL OVER THEM.
Matt made his move on Patricia so quickly you'd swear he was a loose monkey by how he acted.
by Peter Lansal February 16, 2015
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