Dumber than a short haired red-head 

Whenever someone is being a complete moronic douche-bag of a whore, it is common to call them this name. Only use in cases where the women looks like an ugly lesbain.

Guy #1: Man that bitch uses the word Retarded while her kid looks Autistic!

Guy #2: That ugly stupid bitch is dumber than a short haired red-head.

Dumber than a short haired red-head by Bitch Imsmarterthanyou February 14, 2012

road head 

checking your blackberry while driving home in the dark and your eyes have gone bad

John Edwards drove his car off a bridge while giving road head.

road head by Not Merkin November 7, 2006

Turtle head

An insulting term for a male who has not been circumsized. See also Pig in a blanket

Say bro, thats a fashoinable turtle head.

Turtle head by Club 333 February 24, 2005

funny head

Acting as if there is something wrong with your head, in order to be funny.

Rhianne is such a funny head when she acts like she is wearing a chinstrap.

funny head by metzbower13 December 25, 2008

Slope head 

A person who is adorable and generally knows what’s what but has brief moments of idioacy.

You were supposed to be charging me but you mistakenly paid me, slope head.

Slope head by Supra Clae October 4, 2018

dead head 

when you shit and the turd reaches from the bottom of the bowl and sticks out of the water. like a dead head on a lake

mike made a dookie, it was a dead head , then he wiped and made a whitecap

dead head by longhairedwizardwithlazyeye February 11, 2010

Beach Head v2 

A bad ass that's also a smart ass

General Zod kneels before Beach Head v2

Beach Head v2 by Anonymous September 20, 2003