Kais penis

The hairless half inch that will make you cry

Tate: Kais penis gave me a mouldy anus

by ERik AShton May 2, 2019

Tofu Penis

Someone with a soft penis or erectile dysfunction

Someone who is not brave or cowardly, similar to milk drinker

Ray,you tofu penis, can’t even ask Joaquina to suck your cock.

by CrazyRadio May 4, 2019

[Skinny penis]

when you so skinny that everyone can see is your pennis
Gầy dơ cu - DatHT

"why you so skinny pennis NamPH1997"
"sao mày gầy dơ cu thế hả NamPH1997"
skinny penis

by NamPNH May 12, 2019

Micro Penis

a conditiion where your dick looks like a smurf but is not blue. Scientist need a miroscope to see that dick.

You boi you have Micro Penis cuz.

by Pyscho x NIba13 May 16, 2019

chameleon penis

penis that blends in with its surroundings

girl #1: guess who sent me dick pics last night
girl #2: blake? again?

girl #3: he still have the chameleon penis?
girl #1: of course he does, once a chameleon penis always a chameleon penis

by pixelatedtitties June 19, 2019

Church Penis

Someone who is possession of a Fila fanny pack. He often falls asleep in church. He is seen as a librarian hoe, a toe sucker, and a bitch.

Jacob is a church penis.

by Churchalisous March 27, 2019

Pakman Penis

When your penis is so mutilated that it splits from side to side like Packman. People with packman penis like to 'dock' with each other. Sages say that if you manage to eat all the fruit (Cherry, Strawberry, Orange, Apple, Melon, Galaxian, Bell, Key) with your Pakman penis you will get a powerup!

Srini totally wants to Pakman Penis you!

by Ohnoes-pop April 2, 2019