beef curtains

lips of the vagina

bro #1: she told me to lick her downstairs lips
bro #2: yo did she have beef curtains?
bro #1: ye

by pixelatedtitties June 20, 2019

green

not just a color, a lifestyle

tilly: you’re living green there sir
tilly’s dad: you finally noticed

by pixelatedtitties June 20, 2019

freeballing

when you dont wear underwear, similar to going commando

bro#1: i heard he got kicked in the balls
bro#2: ooh that must have hurt i heard he was freeballing it that day

by pixelatedtitties June 20, 2019

laura

listens to country music excessively, like to have fun with her cat

shes such a laura

by pixelatedtitties June 20, 2019

gutterballing

when you mess up in life severely.

*girl fails test that she studied really hard for*
michael: oh she is gutterballing

by pixelatedtitties June 20, 2019

chameleon penis

penis that blends in with its surroundings

girl #1: guess who sent me dick pics last night
girl #2: blake? again?

girl #3: he still have the chameleon penis?
girl #1: of course he does, once a chameleon penis always a chameleon penis

by pixelatedtitties June 20, 2019